Having trouble finding the perfect costume this year? Look no further. Here are the top ten costumes inspired by Burger King Commercials.
10.A Snake
Difficulty: Spineless Key Component: Dislocatable Jaw
Inspired By: Eat Like A Snake Commercial
Slithering around on the floor? Trying to eat things without chewing? Practicing karate? You'll probably do all of that anyways,
so why not make it a costume?
9.Hootie or one of these other guys
Difficulty: Confusing Key Component: LSD
Inspired By: The Hootie Commercial (Also known as the "What in the shit is going
on here?" commercial)
Watch this commercial, pick any single character from any part of the entire thing, and congratulations. You now have the strangest, most out of place
costume of all time.
8.Kickin Chicken
Difficulty: Yellow Belt Key Component: Uncontrollable Kicking
Inspired By: The Kickin Chicken Commercial
This is a toss up here. On the one hand, you could be an awesome
kung fu chicken. On the other hand, you could be an awesome kung fu master.
You can either spend the entire night clucking ridiculous kung fu noises and kicking the shit out of everything in sight, or telling
everyone you see in an overly asian accent "You have too much kick. Learn to control it." Win-win here.
7.Western Dancer
Difficulty: Wee Doggies! Key Component: Facial Hair
Inspired By: The Western Whopper Commercial
Just find a comfortable corner of the room, and do the dance the King is doing in this commercial for the entire night.
While wearing an enormous western style moustache.
6.Whopper Freak
Difficulty: Medium Well Key Components: Obesity, Mullet
Inspired By: The Whopper Freak Out Commercial
Fat redneck costumes are not the most original. The real challenge is seeing
how many times you can walk up to someone and yell "Get me a Whopper!"
before you get
punched in the face.
5.Tiny Hands Guy
Difficulty: High Five out of 10 Key Component: Seckel Dwarfism (Yeah I googled it. So what?)
Inspired By: The Tiny Hands Commercial
"Oh my sweet lord did you see that guy's freakishly tiny freak hands? Oh god! He's coming over here! Don't make eye contact! Don't make eye contact!
Do not shake hands with him! No! Don't touch them! Oh Jesus. I'm going to be sick."
4.Shroom N Swiss Serenaders
Difficulty: Gay. Very Gay. Key Component: Duet
Inspired By: The Steakhouse Shroom N Swiss Commercial
Dressing up like Simon and Garfunkel stopped being cool right around, ok it was never cool. But
improvising songs about everyone you encounter is cool. Especially if you can fit in the "Ha. Ha. Ha."
3.The Whopperettes
Difficulty: Chorus Line Key Component: Team Costume
Inspired By: The Whopperettes Commercial
If a group of people came into a room wearing assorted burger part costumes and dog piled into a Whopper right before
my very eyes, I think I would die happy right then and there.
2.Big Buckin Chicken
Difficulty: Hard As Cluck Key Component: Singing "Big Buckin Chicken"
Inspired By: The Big Buckin Chicken Commercial
Not even explaining this one. It's a giant fucking chicken. It's awesome.
1.Wake Up With The King
Difficulty: Creepy Key Component: More Creepy
Inspired By: The Original Wake Up With The King Commercial
Step 1: Dress up like the King.
Step 2: Go to party.
Step 3: Pick out one person.
Step 4: Stare. No matter where they are or what they are doing. Just stare.
