Men around the world can only hope that they were lucky enough to receive a Valentines day gift quite this thoughtful from their lady friends. (Mildly NSFW)

I've Got Wood is a funny spoof commercial put on by the Jewelry Network.

Faith Hill got pissed that she lost to Carrie Underwood as the female vocalist of the year at the CMAs. She claims she was joking, but you be the judge while I stare at the open mouth freezeframe.