This is for the old school SmitHappens fans, back when this site didn't suck. My buddy Sam of Green Eggs and Sam winning the "King of the Cruise" contest by performing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" as a love, rap and opera song.

Forest conservation is important, but some people go a little overboard.

Comedian Jon Lajoie is just a regular everyday normal guy.

Barack Obama picks this feisty 82-year-old as his running mate for Vice President.

Here's a hilarious MadTV skit about Juno 2 that is amazingly dead-on!

Men around the world can only hope that they were lucky enough to receive a Valentines day gift quite this thoughtful from their lady friends. (Mildly NSFW)

It is really suprising that incidents like this don't happen more often. We can only hope that the victim here ordered from the dollar menu.

Funny dance moves to break out at your next middle school dance.

This fat kid from Richmond, Virginia has figured out a way to swim at the community pool without getting made fun of. A truly heartwarming story.

The first dance between a newly married couple should always consist of Baby Got Back.

This is freaking hilarious. Real cats with voices dubbed over. Really good job.

Chuck Norris picks Mike Huckabee as the next President of the United States in this video. Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, Chuck Norris tells America who it's gonna be.

Since I've recently taken up a job as a meteorologist here in town, this is one of my recurring nightmares: having to go to the bathroom while on air.

This Canadian morning talk show is ambushed by some run-by mooners. Gotta love live TV.

This is perhaps the craziest pedophile to ever be caught on tape on To Catch a Predator.

This guy demonstrates how safe a ladder is only to fall flat on his face.

The Conan O'Brien show is interrupted by a fire alarm and he continues to tape through it. It's an absolutely hilarious job of ad-libbing.

Replace a mirror with a window pane in a public bathroom, put identical twins on each side of the window, and then freak out everyone who comes in. HILARIOUS.

Here's some actual recordings of non-emergency calls to 911 sure to get a few laughs.

If by any chance you ever do manage to date Jessica Alba, you better be damn sure not to screw it up. DoubleViking instructs you on exactly how to do that.

In response to the CBS reality show "Kid Nation", NBC announces their "Babies on Cinderblocks" show as the true test of survival for unsupervised children.

Ever wonder where dancing came from? Well it all started with a couple of cavemen. With glowsticks.

Here's a funny best man speech that's sure to make you laugh.

10 minutes of "The Office" bloopers to start the day off right.

This guy is in for one heck of a surprise. I hope it was worth it.

I'm so happy because I'm a gummy bear, gummy bear, I'm so happy UNTIL I STEPPED INTO THIS BEAR TRAP AAAHHHHH!

Piss of a frog enough and you'll find he's as feisty as a cat.

I've Got Wood is a funny spoof commercial put on by the Jewelry Network.

Nothing like a delicious baby sandwich to satisfy that hungry potbelly. Vegans, you're missing out.

Cute Newscaster from FOX News getting a little tongue tied. She then passes to a fellow newscaster and he cant keep from laughing really hard