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Top 10 Conan O'Brien Characters Of All-Time
Where would we be without the mighty Conan O'Brien? Stuck watching Jay Leno or David Letterman and that's considered a form of human torture at this point. So what makes Conan so good? Is it Max Weinberg's suits? Could it be La Bamba's killer porn stache? Maybe it's Conan's mantastic pale legs? For Unibrow, it's the randomly awesome characters. We feel the following ten Conan charcters are the best...unless there just so happens to be a black transvestite unicorn prostitute on tomorrow nights show.
#10 The Fed-Ex Pope - Even though he was often referred to as the most dissapointing character, he is the Pope and Fed Ex is like a really good delivery service.
#9 Cloppy The Horse - Nicholas Cage's favorite horse was a psychotic gambling addict. Not that there's anything wrong with that.#8 Pierre Bernard And His Recliner Of Rage - He's always comfortable and always furious. Rumor has it he almost killed a guy for yawning too loud. #7 Abe Vigoda - Vigoda's confused old man acting skills are simply unmatched. Nobody plays a confused old man better than Vigoda.
#6 The Interuppter - This sick son of a bitch is the worst sentence finisher television has ever seen. Once he starts interrupting, nothing can stop him.
#5 Vomiting Kermit - Vomiting Kermit has always been one of our personal favorites. After twenty years of going down on Miss Piggy, you'd want to puke too.
#4 The Horny Manatee - Rumors have been swirling for some time about the secret relationship between Conan and the Horny Manatee. Who can blame Conan though, a Manatee's lungs are flattened, elongated and extend horizontally along the back almost to their anus.
