It's the weekend already and this one is sure to be a
doozy with all of our friendgirls running the Monument
10K while all of the friendboys drinking all day and throwing
bottles at them.
'That
Guy' Photo Collection I put together a bunch of pictures of random
'That Guys' caught butting into other people's snapshots
so you can look at them, gather up ideas, and do the same
thing this weekend.
Rickerwear
Tees Extravaganza! You're not cool unless you get one of these vulgar
and offensive shirts to wear while you pee your pants
in public.
Baby
Opening Condom And her honorable parents were there to snap
photos of it to plaster on the Internet.
Penelope
Cruz Wears Fake Butt She has appeared topless in 8 films, but her
tush apparently is just not curvy enough so producers
fitted her with a prosthetic pooper.
Whitney
Houston's Drug Pile I was watching 'The Bodyguard' this afternoon
when I sympathized with her for a split second until I
found this link to realize she's nothing but a coke whore.
Sharon
Stone Advocates Oral When teens are in a compromising situation where
they may feel pressured into having sex, Sharon suggests
dropping to their knees to do the deed.
I'm going to the dentist today for the first time in years.
It's always my favorite thing to open my skull wide open
to be jabbed with metal picks and asked forty questions
at the same time.
The
Daily Show - FOX News and Spring Break Jon and the gang tackle Fox's 'Fair & Balanced'
news and how they portray the imminent dangers of a serial
killer targeting prostitutes as bikini clad coeds dance
on stage.
Leprechaun
in Alabama This is the craziest most hilarious video I've
seen all week. And I probably watch a few hundred every
week. I'm thinking it is close to beating out Bubb Rubb
for the ghettoest video of all time.
Sienna
Miller Topless Calendar Shoot Sienna Miller dances around topless with a fashion
model for a Pirelli calendar shoot. That'll teach Jude
Law to cheat on her.
Awkward
Roommate Situations Everybody has those awkward run-ins with the
roomie that are better left not talked about... and this
one is just one of them.
Snakes
on a Plane FAQ Everything you ever wanted to know about the
new Sammy L Jackson flick but were too afraid to ask.
Kate
Moss Attacks Paparazzi With Handbag I'd probably do the same thing if I were loaded
with coke and bulimic anorexic. Which I am but nobody
cares about taking my picture. Sigh.
Woman
Takes a Load to the Face What the hell is that disgusting white creamy
liquid squirted all over her face? Click if you dare.
Daily
Babe - Athena Named after the greek goddess of wisdom and war
meaning she's smarter than you and will kick your ass.
Who better than this girl, right guys, right?!?!?
Sasha
Cohen is Hot But manages to choke every single time. Maybe
she's into S&M?
America's
Next Top Model For Sale Everyone has their price as exemplified by this
ANTM spoof which includes plenty of girls vomitting and
discussing pooping.
These
Guys Hate Ace of American Idol So much hatred for the Eddie Vedder wannabe.
Can't we all just happily enjoy watching artificial teeny
boppers sing other people's songs?
Crazy
Falling Hamsters What else would you expect? You're a fucking
mouse, and you've got nothing to do but do backflips and
crawl up Richard Gere.
Maddox's
Alphabet of Manliness The Internet's most notorious badass has released
a book this week which is bound to be off-the-wall hilarious.
If you don't know who Maddox is, then Google him. And
die.
Top
Almost Dead Celebrities But are somehow still kicking it... even when
the rest of society doesn't really want them to be.
Kids
Go Crazy Over N64 And I mean clinically insane on the verge of
demented and psychotic. Guns don't kill people, kids getting
video game consoles on Christmas do.
'I
Have the Body of a God' Tee You didn't specify which god exactly, teehehe.
You got a six pack, well I got a keg right here! Teehehehe.
Drink
in a Bar, Get Arrested For public intoxication. Just one more reason
why I should continue to drink in my room all by myself
everyday.
Ashlee
Simpson Makes Out With Dolphin Since humans and dolphins are the only mammals
that have sex for pleasure, it's okay right? Gallery from
Kelly Slater's Surf International.
Kristin
Kreuk on Smallville Video Steamy clip of Kristin stripping down and jumping
into the pool. I've never seen this show until now, and
I'm ordering all the seasons on DVD tomorrow.
How
To Get Your Girlfriend to Lose Weight Considering that this will most likely not go
over well, you probably should have never dated a porker
in the first place.
Scarlett
Johansson: "Sexiest Woman Alive" According to FHM. She beats out Jessica Alba,
Jessica Simpson, Halle Berry, and Terri Hatcher. Next
week the "Sexiest Rotting Corpse" list is released.
Cop
Beatdown Video Scary clip of a huge black man beating the shit
out of a white woman cop. Not cool at all.
Rock
Balancing This guy is the most incredible rock balancer
I have ever seen.
Show
Us Your Character! I've teamed up with the USA Network's new website
in the search for America's most unique character... join
now and see if you can make it to Hollywood!
George
Mason Advances to Final Four JMU's archrival GMU has taken the nation by storm
by being the first CAA team to advance this far in the
tournament. 59% of Americans want the Patriots to win
it all. Which includes me.
Naughty
Sisters Not really sure what the purpose of the photograph
is but that little kid will probably grow up to be a serial
killer.
Top
10 Air Guitar Songs! You're not a true fan unless you play some kind
of invisible instrument with no rhythm whatsoever.
Natalie
Portman Likens Hollywood to Prostitutes Any money hungry actors who take roles soley
for the money are no better than cheap hookers on the
corner of fifth and main. I like this girl more and more
every day.
Britney
Spears Giving Birth Statue I really have no idea what to say about this
other than I have backordered one to place in my herb
garden.
Top
15 Skylines in the World See how your city stacks up. Richmond sadly did
not make the list but stays strong in the homocide category.
Show
Us Your Character! I've teamed up with the USA Network's new website
in the search for America's most unique character... join
now and see if you can make it to Hollywood!
Everything is back to normal now after yet another server
transition. How bout the Texas vs. WVU game, can it
get any better than that? No really, I'm asking you.
Adam
Morrison and J.J. Redick Crying Game Video I threw this nice little slideshow together of
last night's defeats of the top two scorers in NCAA Division
1 basketball... crying like little babies. True basket-BAWLERS.
HAHAHA.
Funny
Vulgar Shirts BLOWOUT! My buddy over at Moe Wampum has slashed his
prices on his massive collection of novelty shirts.
Now you can offend the general public at half the price!
Daily
Game - Adrenaline Challenge I guarantee you cannot get past the second
level within half an hour. Why am I so confident? Because
I still can't beat it. And I am all that is man.
Elish
Cuthbert Smokes Cigarettes Damn you Kim Bauer, DAMN YOU!! Jack Bauer doesn't
kill people, his dumbass daughter blowing secondhand
smoke everywhere does.
Everything
in Florida is Flat Well just about everything. Hehehee if you
catch my drift and I think ya do. Teheehehehehe.
Daily
Girl Next Door - Kimberly! Just go right over there and kneel down on
the floor in your underwear so I can take pictures of
you to plaster on the Internet. Good girl.
Foul
Balls! And to think this was the one game he actually
forgot his athletic cup. ZING.
Huge
Babe Video Collection I put together a huge collection of the hottest
vids available on the net for free. Check it out, bebbaaay!
Big day today baby! Email has been broken since last
night, and continues to be broken so I haven't gotten
anything if you sent me hate mail. Updating now!
Daily
Girl Next Door - Kandyce Chicks who spell their name with a 'K' in place
of what should be a 'C' are always looking to have a
good time.
Ali
G Interviews a Feminist All women should at least try some feminism
when they are out drinking to see if they like it.
Animal
Kingdom Cockblock It's never cool to interrupt a guy spittin
game to a girl as exemplified by some monkeys. Absolutely
hilarious... (Might be NSFW, depends if your boss likes
animal sex.)
Shelf
Invented to Hide Porn Because under the mattress, in the closet,
or in the Bible just doesn't cut it anymore. Sorry kids
if your mom read this and I revealed your secret spots.
Top
Inventions of 2006 It's only March, and there's already five pages
worth of top inventions. Porn shelf is not on it...
yet.
The
Godfather - The Game This looks fucking amazing. Somebody needs
to buy this for me, and then buy me PS2. Finally a mob
game parents and the media can blame on when their kids
turn guido.
Supersized
Meals Real meals for real men. Including a bacon
cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme donut bun.
Internet
Explorer 7 Commercial Microsoft's ad campaign for their web browser
software to make your everyday tasks easier. Such as frequent
crashing and collecting spyware.
Fire
Extinguisher Prank Gone Wrong Gotta love stupid kids with brilliant ideas such
as this... waking up their buddy with a face full of foam
which they worry may end up killing the guy.
Hilton
Sisters Animated Paris and Nikki get to add "animated"
stars to their already long list of respectable accomplishments.
Boy I can't wait to tune into this one on Saturday mornings.
Scarface
Script Poster Entirely handwritten poster made up of the entire
script from Tony Montana's 1983 'Scarface'. Please buy
it for me for my new apartment or I'll blow your fucking
brains out.
Princess
Panties Any chick that has underwear that says "Princess"
or "Sexy" or "Two-way street" was
likely born a slut.
Daily
Game - Ready! Aim! Fire! Fly your jet across barren wasteland to shoot
lasers at spaceships. And rock out to the kickass soundtrack.
Liz
Hurley Loves Tom Sizemore "She has these long smooth legs and the
most perfect boobs I've ever seen. We kissed and stroked
every last inch of each other. We couldn't get enough."
Celebrity
Babies Because regular people's babies just aren't special.
Since
U Been Gone Video These two fine ladies create their own music
video to Kelly Clarkson's monster ballad. Fat people actually
do have some purpose after all.
Laser
Scissors! Now you can finally cut in a straight line! Because
you're fucking retarded!
Daily
Game - Pocket Soccer It took me awhile to get the hang of it, and
now it's almost addicting as meth. I mean so I hear.
Jodie
Marsh Looks Good Just one of the few girls that can sorta kinda
pull off fake n' bakin or self tanner in the dead of winter.
The rest of you look like idiot sluts.
Tiger
Woods' Pimp Pad Bunch of pictures to what is rumored to be Tiger's
kickass crib. Also believed to be the soccer player Ronaldinho's.
Either way, sweetness.
Kelly
Brook Dressed as Male Fantasies Because I love when girls dress up as cops, french
maids, or businessmen! Shady greasy businessmen! Oooooh
lal alala.
Daily
Babe - Barbie Griffin While our women complain about how the Barbie
doll is not anatomically correct, we can argue that it's
anatomically awesome.
Saved
By The Bell - Where Are They Now?! SmellyFinger.net catches up with the cast of
your favorite high schoolers as they battle drug and gambling
addictions and one testicle.
Spring
Break Monkey and Babe A chimpanzee giving the middle finger is much
more exciting for me than a pasty pale college coed.
Executive
Ball Scratcher The perfect gift for your boss. If your boss
is a female, the perfect gift to give to your boss to
use on you.
T&A
Beer Commercial Nothing sells beer to fat guys like hot women
in bikinis flocking all over them. Reality sure is grand.
I'll be adding a ton more daily content as well as kicking
off a few other sites to come your way within the next
few weeks! Villanova all the way baby.
Figure
Skaters Are Flexible I caught the end of the classic flick "Cutting
Edge" last night and it renewed my faith in the fact
that movies I enjoyed as a kid were in fact, always crap.
Screaming
on Rides Compilation There's just something about seeing the terror
in people's eyes and the horror in their screams that
really just cracks me up.
Ballerinas
in for a Surprise Everybody gather around, it's time to pose with
our leotards and flying scary black guys.
Christina
Ricci Looking Dead... Sexy! Must be a candid photo of her newest movie which
apparently she's playing a gory zombie hottie. After all,
a little necrophilia never really hurts anybody, right?
MDX
Picking Up Hotties Pick-up tips from hot girls! The MDX mission
continues at the Sundance Film Festival. Watch and learn
as the hot DoubleAgent girls give pick-up tips from the
girls perspective. Then watch as their trainees hit the
scene and try out their new moves.
Top
10 Spring Break Destinations In case you wanted to try and roofie some college
frosh. I've only been to Miami on the list and I can proudly
say I stood right next to Boy George and scored some crucial
yayo.
Energy
Drinks Review Move over, Jolt, it's time for the energy drink
revolution. Check to see how your favorite pickerupper
pseudosoda compares to all the others.
Australian
Chick Jailed in Bali... Tours? This website is dedicated to Schapelle Corby,
a 25 year old Aussie who got busted with trafficking drugs.
Now you just pay this guy to visit her in jail and throw
food at her.
Snakes
on a Plane Movie Posters The Farkers have come up with some pretty clever
ad campaigns for this summer's Samuel L. Jackson soon
to be blockbuster "Snakes on a Plane." (No,
really.)
Snakes
on a Plane Movie Trailer In case you didn't believe me that it's a real
movie, here's the trailer. Gonna be huge baby, HUGE.
12
Busted in Pot Candy Ring (Includes Video) It's always a bummer when the feds have to bust
up a great company which such products as Stoney Ranchers,
Munchy Way, Buddafingers, Pot Tarts, Puff-A-Mint Pattie,
and Toka-Cola.
Sons
Who Make Their Daddy Proud Hilarious collection of photographs of boys doing
things their fathers would do if they weren't so drunk
and deadbeat all the time.
Fresh
Prince of Bel-Air Official Flash A blast from the past... check out the official
flash on the UK's WB website. Click 'DJ Fresh' to mix
up some of your own tracks and add Carlton as a backup
dancer.
How are everyone's NCAA brackets? Mine is probably done...
I guess I won't be able to keep that damned Best Buy gift
card... I've changed the layout just a bit, more changes
to come... hope you love it!
Natalie
Portman and a Chimpanzee! Holy crap, two of the main things I want right
now to be bouncing in my lap and feeding me grapes.
Girl
Next Door - Minnie Now I know why Mickey always has perky ears,
a smile on his face, and a permanent wet spot on his pants.
Pit
Bull Attacks 7 Year Old Video Note to self: When being chased by a vicious
dog, do not prance around like a little girl and trip
all over the place and expect Mr. Big Bad Cop to come
rescue your ass.
This
Shirt Gets Me Laid Seriously it works every time. Sometimes hookers
just need a little reassurance about your self-confidence.
Daily
Game - Lunar Command Stop the falling spaceship comet things from
attacking your moon base! Or don't, I don't care.
CRAZIANS!
Asian Kid vs. Black Kid Fight Gotta love these fight videos that are popping
up all over the net. I don't think the Asian kid ever
had a chance... (Porn ads on the side).
Adriana
Lima in GQ Her latest photoshoot includes several side shots
of her floppy bags of sand.
American
Idol's Kellie Pickler Pictures Her dad is in the state pen serving hard time,
which explains why she is as dumb as a brick. Kinda hot,
but an idiot.
Wedding
Day Nudity There's always that one crazy aunt who shows
up drunk and pantyless.
This update is coming a tad later than normal, but better
late than never I always say, right guys right? The NCAA
tournament has kicked off, hope you all filled out your
brackets. First place will win $150 bucks to Best Buy!
Stuff coming now...
Girl
Next Door - Jenny! Back off, she's mine! No seriously. Stop looking
at her, or I'll have to kick your ass. Okay fine I won't
kick your ass but show me some respect. Please? No? Okay,
fine, I'm a pussy.
Grill
Catches Fire on Live TV The wonders of live television and women trying
to use a man's grill spells out hilarious disaster.
Keira
Knightley in High School Hard to believe that one of the hottest girls
in Hollywood actually looked like... normal?!? You mean,
she actually looked like shit and still made it big?!?
Sphinctersayswhat?!
Why
Good Girls Like Bad Guys Written from a girl's point of view. Simply put,
women don't like wusses. Hence the reason I have a three
day waiting list of women at my disposal. I'm 100% badass.
Daily
Game - Alien Hunter Destroy the aliens like Will Smith in Independence
Day, but don't accidently shoot down your fellow comrades
like Will Smith to Eminem.
Jessica
Alba in FHM The latest photoshoot of Alba in For Him Magazine.
Oh by the way, you're welcome!
The
Soprano's - Episode 1 Megamix VH1's The Best Week Ever compiled this awesome
remix of this week's fucking crazy Soprano's episode...
Do the Malanga!
Pimped
Out Plane Pictures A pretty pimped out plane - complete with mood
lighting. All it needs now is a disco ball and Snoop Doggy
Dogg as the pilot.
Welp all 50 spots have been taken in the NCAA Pool. I
should have done a different website which allowed more
entrants. Oh well, snooze you lose! Prize list and details
will come shortly.
Man
Uses New Computer For Porno Man calls in on live QVC to explain that he is
happy about his purchase of a new Dell computer as it
has made his porn viewing experience much more pleasurable.
Villanova's
Allan Ray Poked in the Eye VIDEO AHHHHHH if you haven't heard about this yet then
you don't have a penis. The infamous poke which nearly
causes him to lose his eye. GROSS.
Shaq's
Giant Party
A few pictures from a recent party of Kazaam and a white
tiger.
Jessica
Alba Doesn't Diet
Apparently she wants to appeal to fat women so
that they can feel more beautiful when in all actuality
they are still fat.
Girl
Next Door - Lisa from 2001! Man, what a blast from the past. This babe is
from five years ago, back when I was a college freshman
living in a shoebox and scarfing down Easy Mac and barbecue
sauce.
Daily
Game - Sniper Practice picking off bad guys in high rise buildings
with pin point accuracy. Or totally fuck up and give up
your entire unit's position, your choice.
I have put together a pool for the NCAA Basketball tournament
baby. It's limited to the first 50 entrants I believe
so get in before this Thursday! Top finishers will win
cash, DVD's, T-shirts, and some other goodies. Details
are as follows:
1. Click
here to Join Yahoo! Group!
2. Group number is 94373 and password
is "balls".
3. Complete brackets by Thursday.
4. Sit back and lose. To me!
Unnecessary
Censorship Part 5 Billion
Jimmy Kimmel's latest installment of his hit segment...
perhaps they should make the entire show into one giant
bleeping video montage.
Girl
Breaks Neck Doing Yoga At first I figured that this was just some clever
use of tricky camera work, but now I realize that she
actually did twist her spine like that to sling some microwavable
chicken.
Britney
Spears Gropes Herself For Brad Pitt
And why wouldn't she? Hitting rock bottom has gotta be
the biggest relief ever... being able to do anything and
not worry about maintaining any shred of dignity.
Viva
La (Jon) Stewart Shirt!
Show your support for the unbridled revolutionary
spreading his message through The Daily Show. Or just
suck it.
Porn
Star Launches New Wine
Just what you need to top off the perfect ending
of a romantic night. A candlelight dinner, some Marvin
Gaye jams, and alcohol produced by a giant slut.
Girl
Next Door - Tavia Every guy wants a naked girl to sit on their
work bench. I mean that's what life is all about...
sweaty powertools.
Daily
Game - Knock Out! First person boxing game similar to that of the
classic Mike Tyson's Punch Out. I made it all the way
to the Brazillian guy who proceeded to wax my ass.
Women
Hit By Cars Video
Silly female pedestrians end up getting run over
when they walk into traffic. Thankfully, neither of them
were too badly injured. LMAO.
Body
Shot Sandwich Whenever hot girls are licking each other's stomachs,
this is the first thing I would do too. Remember to follow
the golden rule: sammiches before bitches.
Avril
is Getting Sexier and Sexier And apparently stepping up for noble causes,
such as a youth AIDS foundation and posing with washed
out crappy rappers.
Well, this weekend was a blast. Great to see my long lost
college buddies in D.C... As for the actual Shamrock Fest,
what a bust. None of us wanted to wait the hour long line
to pay 20 bucks to get in, and then wait another 30 minutes
to buy 5 dollar beers. So I scaled the fence, lost everybody
in the process, stumbled a mile and a half home, picked
up some KFC, and passed out on the couch until women came
and bounced on me. I'll post pictures when I find some.
ESPN's
Top Mound Charges Video
Relive the top 10 most nonboring events in Major
League Baseball history. Note to self: Don't fuck with
Nolan Ryan. Unless you're Mo Vaughn.
Girls
Fall Off Stage Video
Maybe all girls should take note that maybe not
everyone was meant to sing karaoke. Seriously.
Are
We On? Compilation Video
I'm a sucker for cornrows and live television screwups.
Here's a great montage for ya.
Dave
Chappelle's Block Party Trailer I caught Dave's interview on 'Inside the Actor's
Studio' and man, I have a new found respect for this guy.
Check this trailer for his hilarious new feature movie
Horse
Dumps On Lady's Head
Clip from Australia's version of "Funniest
Home Videos" featuring the inevitable. Crawl under
a horse, yell 'peekaboo', and expect to get shat on. It's
more funny than gross.
Official
Beer Drinking Shirt Now that the weather is warming up, it's time
to bust out the outdoor drinking attire. Here's the perfect
solution to show your support to the cause of drinking.
Also doubles as a vom rag.
Eva
Longoria Wants a Lesbian Threesome
With the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Eva
Mendes. In other news, Eva Longoria is really a man. In
other other news, I spontaneously combusted in my shorts.
Girl
Next Door - Nadia Nadia is exactly what would be the lovechild
of Eva Longoria and Jennifer Lopez. (Because Eva is a
man, yes, it is biologically possible.)
Peeing
On Ice Prank Video Ohhh man, this is classic. Whoever thought to
come up with this clever trick is a genius in my book.
Andrei
Kirilenko is One Lucky Man The Utah Jazz forward's wife has told him that
he is allowed to be with another woman once a year. If
I lived in Utah where polygamy runs rampant, I'd expect
nothing less.
Daily
Game - Bug Hunter Use your handy dandy laser machine gun to blast
away mutant insects. Reminds of me of that one time I
had crabs.
I will be heading to the Shamrock
Fest this Saturday up in D.C. to celebrate
my Irish heritage with all my college buddies by drinking
my face off and running around in nothing but a kilt.
Hit me up if you'll be there.
Daily
Game - Air Hockey Now you can play the game you've always wanted
to play as a kid but you never had any quarters. Or friends.
Presidential
Bloopers Video
Hilarious compilation of the past and present most powerful
leaders of the free world making fools out of themselves.
Britney
Spears is Losing Her Hair
Apparently she's been so stressed out with her upcoming
return to pop music that she's been losing clumps of hair.
Girl
Next Door - Kerri I've actually met this girl before and she totally
wanted me. The end.
Miss
Universe Loses Her Dress I would be so humiliated if I lost my dress moreso
than the fact I was wearing a dress in the first place.
Worst
Product Name EVER! Yeah, this has got to be the sickest way to lose
weight. Literally ridiculous.
Facebook:
The Movie This is the stupidest video ever but it features
the web's best online social network so I had to link
it. (MySpace sucks.)
Daily
SNL - Natalie Portman Rap Video Funny ass clip from this weekend's SNL straight
from the NBC site... they are making the clips available
on their site so check it out.
I'm just about almost fully recovered from shoving martinis
down my throat in the limosuine this weekend. My hangovers
are brutal.
Cheerleader
Breaks Neck, Keeps Cheering
That's some team spirit right there for ya. Too bad even
cheerleaders on stretchers have no effect on the outcome
of games.
Tribute
to Natalie Portman
Sexy compilation video of Natalie throughout the years
of her movies and risque television interviews.
Kirby
Puckett Dead at 45
MLB Hall-of-Famer suffered a stroke Sunday and died yesterday.
Here's an old article of all of his run-ins with the law,
including frequent urination in mall parking lots.
Hawaiian
Tropic Babe - Marsha Do you realize what you've done! Wait!....You'll
have to excuse my friend here he's a little slow...The
town, is back that way...
Oscars
After Party Pics
Come see your favorite celebrities drunk and coked up
after Hollywood's biggest annual awards show.
Drunk
College Kids
Gotta love these hot coeds getting sloshed for the camera.
Jennifer
Garner Nearly Busts Her Ass
Was I the only one who wished that she really did? Like
totally smashed her nose up into her brain? For Ben Affleck's
sake?
Mixed
Fraternal Twins
The odds of having a black kid and a white kid at the
same time are a million to one. Why have I never heard
of this? Where is my black twin?
Joe
Rogan Flame War!
Hahahahahahahaha, wow, Mr. Fear Factor himself has stooped
to the low level of lame middle schoolish email fights.
HILARIOUS.
Celebrities'
Weird Hair Styles
Easily influenced high school girls should take note of
their favorite celebs' hairdo's just in time for the prom!
Real
Life Simpsons Intro Video
Amazing real life reenaction of the opening scene of America's
favorite cartoon family's show.
I've
Got No Game Tee!
Walk around proud and take your chances that girls will
flock to you and your honest sense of humor. Or they might
not.
Daily
Game - Deal or No Deal
Play the game that is sweeping the nation by storm! I
say play it safe and take the deal every time because
playing online is even more stressful than if it was real
money.
Aniston
to Appear Nude in New Movie
Rachel fans rejoice, she'll finally bare all in her new
movie 'The Break Up.' In other news, Angelina Jolie is
still a whore.
Angelina
Jolie's Tattoos
She has a bajillion of them which is appropriate because
girls with tattoos are also easy sluts.
Lindsay
Lohan Drinks and Does Drugs
I don't blame her for doing what every other celebrity
does, engaging in heavy drug and alcohol use to overcome
her overwhelming asthma condition.
Midget
in a Locker
Hmmm..... yeahhh.... not sure what to think about this
one.
CRAZY
CAT FIGHT!
That is one helluva loogie that she spits in her face.
As much as I love seeing wet girl fights, this isn't quite
what I was expecting.
Easterns
Motors Commercial
Hilariously cheesy video from Virginia starring several
NFL stars and NBA star Carmello Anthony. No other explanation
needed.
Maria
Sharapova is Beautiful
Roger Federer doesn't know what to do in this nicely done
mashup to James Blunt's infectious sappy lyrics.
Boobies
Make Me Smile Tee!
Wear this one to class and see what your professor does.
If he's a dude and he smiles, he's a perv. If she's a
chick and she smiles, you are in, my friend.
Girl
Next Door - Sydney The kind of girl you would see at some dive bar
and you tell all your friends that you're going to talk
to her by the end of the night but you never do when you
remember you're a pole smoker.
Hollywood's
Top 10 Hottest Moms
Also known as ten hot celebrities I would never "get
with" because I don't want the burden of taking care
of some other man's lovechild.
PainStation
- The Ultimate Arcade Game
You'd better beat your opponent or a sledgehammer will
destroy your hand. I'm not too worried about it... (because
I don't lose.)
Daily
Game - Ice Racer
At first this game sucks ass but after playing it forty-eight
times then I realize it's pretty addicting and very challenging.
Try to play without cursing under your breath.
Daily
Game - Kill Bill Can you live up to Uma Thurman's fame in Kill
Bill? Or will you end up getting slaughtered before
you get sweet revenge? If you like babes, swords, and
gore, clickitty click.
Daily
Babe - Vicky! More than enough of the blonde bombshell to
go around folks, if you know what I mean and I think
ya do.
Soccer
Bloopers Video
Hilarious video of soccer players effing up and busting
their asses on the field. Hey, at least they're not football
players! HAHAH ZINNNNGALING BURN.
Katie
Holmes Sex Scene Found!
Alriiiight, after a brief scare of possibly editing out
the steamy scene in her new movie, the producer explains
it was just a projection error. The entire movie is opening
in two weeks.
Why
Athletes Could Never Have Real Jobs
Some classic quotes from professional athletes that just
wouldn't fly in the cut throat competition of the corporate
world.
Girl
Gets Choked on Radio Station
What the fuck is this? Why would any girl volunteer to
be strangled? I mean I'm all for grabbing strangers by
the throat but to volunteer to be the one choked is beyond
me.
Lindsay
Lohan Nip Slip
Fresh from Tuesday night's GM Fashion Show, Miss Lohan
forgot to use her double sided tape to attach her bare
chest to her black toga. WOOHOO.
Inside
the Google Office!
Does YOUR office allow you to bring dogs to work? Offer
free junk food? Have a pool table and a ball pit? Oh,
well, so does Google.
Little
Kid Screams His ABC's
In case you might have forgotten your alphabet, this lil
guy will definitely help you remember them.
Holy Moly it's March already! The official month of the
greatest holiday ever... March 20th! Whoa close that Google
window, I went ahead and searched it for you. Find
out what day it is by clicking here! (Only
if you're male and not my relative.)
Adriana
Lima Compilation Video Every possible clip of Adriana that you would
want to see thrown together with some saucy Euro trance
music to set the mood.
Pizza
Man Gets Nice Surprise Why didn't girls ever drop their towels as a "prank"
when I worked at Chuck. E. Cheese and I had to wear a
plastic bag on my head so I wouldn't get lice from the
mouse suit?
Lottery
Winners' Luck Turns Sour
Some say that winning tens of millions of dollars at one
time is the worst thing that happened to them. I'd say
the same thing if I was fucking retarded, too.
Hot
Blonde With A 6 Pack
Girls with nice stomachs like this really drive me wild.
That's what I'm talking about, rooooar.
Why
Windows Vista WON'T Suck In-depth read of all the noncrappy features of
the much anticipated new version of Windows.
Girl
Next Door - Amy! Reminds me a little bit of Kim Bauer at first
glance... SHE'S BACK NEXT MONDAY FOR TWO HOURS. (I'm talking
about '24' if you didn't know already dickweed.)
Britney
Spears Pregnant... AGAIN?!
OOOOh man, big news, our favorite pop princess has done
it again... spawning another Federline hellion to double
as a sporty airbag.
Fishing
Bloopers Video
Hilarious outtakes of a fishing show. Who knew fishing
could be so darn funny? Me, I did, that's why I found
this and posted it.
Compilation
- Scaring Sleeping People
This has got to be the cruelest video I've seen in awhile.
Do not mess with a man during his slumber. Women,however,
are fair game.
Jessica
Alba Will Not Be In Playboy
Nope, un uh, ain't gonna happen. Men everywhere are thinking
the same exact thing: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... Damn.
Conan
Dress Up! I've always wanted to put tight leather pants
on a tall pale Irish man. God bless the Internet.
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Mar
31 2006
'That
Guy' Photo Collection
Rickerwear
Tees Extravaganza!
Daily
Babe - Neriah Davis
Daily
Game - Victory Is Ours! Family Guy
Baby
Opening Condom
Penelope
Cruz Wears Fake Butt
Whitney
Houston's Drug Pile
Top
87 Bad Predictions of the Future
Sharon
Stone Advocates Oral
Top
Music Videos of the 80's (With Videos!)
Three
6 Mafia is Producing Paris Hilton's Record
Pouring
Ketchup - A Technical Analysis
Friday's
Huge Babe Video Collection
The
Daily Show - FOX News and Spring Break
Leprechaun
in Alabama
What
Happened to the Red Power Ranger
Sienna
Miller Topless Calendar Shoot
Prime
Minister Nose Pick... and Eat
Awkward
Roommate Situations
Snakes
on a Plane FAQ
Kate
Moss Attacks Paparazzi With Handbag
Woman
Takes a Load to the Face
The
Soprano's Paulie Quotes of the Week
Daily
Babe - Athena
Sasha
Cohen is Hot
Family
Guy - Vowels Hate 'Y'
America's
Next Top Model For Sale
These
Guys Hate Ace of American Idol
Crazy
Falling Hamsters
Frontrunner
for the Celeb Grope Contest
Maddox's
Alphabet of Manliness
Top
Almost Dead Celebrities
Family
Guy - Peter Learns About a Vasectomy
Kids
Go Crazy Over N64
'I
Have the Body of a God' Tee
Hottest
Couple Ever
Drink
in a Bar, Get Arrested
Ashlee
Simpson Makes Out With Dolphin
New
Hottest Couple of the Year
Daily
Babe - Jamie
Celebrities
Without Makeup
MadTV's
"My Slump" Video
Snake
Passout Video
Four
People Pick Correct Final Four
Comedian
As Denzel, Morgan Freeman, and Chris Rock
Kristin
Kreuk on Smallville Video
Family
Guy - Peter's Milkshake
Girls
Try On All Their Underwear
Breaking
Down the Facebook Wall
Insane
Balancing Act
The
Most Popular Girl on MySpace
Japanese
Manhole Covers
Britney
as Marilyn Monroe
Daily
Babe - Sunny Cruz
How
To Get Your Girlfriend to Lose Weight
Scarlett
Johansson: "Sexiest Woman Alive"
Cop
Beatdown Video
Rock
Balancing
Show
Us Your Character!
Drunk
Animals Video
10
Movies That Went Wrong
Top
25 Craziest Deaths
George
Mason Advances to Final Four
Don't
Hate Her Because She's Beautiful
Next
Great Invention - The Fart Deodorizer
Naughty
Sisters 
Top
10 Air Guitar Songs!
Natalie
Portman Likens Hollywood to Prostitutes
Family
Guy - Peter Gets Drunk
Daily
Girl Next Door - Crystal
Rubiks
Cube in 11 Seconds
That
Guy on Spring Break
Britney
Spears Giving Birth Statue
Top
15 Skylines in the World
Adam
Morrison and J.J. Redick Crying Game Video
Funny
Vulgar Shirts BLOWOUT!
Daily
Game - Adrenaline Challenge
Elish
Cuthbert Smokes Cigarettes
Everything
in Florida is Flat
South
Park Strikes Back At Tom Cruise
Daily
Girl Next Door - Kimberly!
Foul
Balls! 
Daily
Girl Next Door - Kandyce
Ali
G Interviews a Feminist
TomKat
Out at Night
Animal
Kingdom Cockblock
Shelf
Invented to Hide Porn
Top
Inventions of 2006
The
Godfather - The Game
Supersized
Meals 
250-Year-Old
Tortoise Dies 
Vinsanity!
Vince Carter Dunks
Internet
Explorer 7 Commercial
Fire
Extinguisher Prank Gone Wrong
Hilton
Sisters Animated
Scarface
Script Poster
Daily
Girl Next Door - Leigh Ann
Princess
Panties 
Daily
Game - Ready! Aim! Fire!
Liz
Hurley Loves Tom Sizemore
Celebrity
Babies 
Cat
Survives 80 Foot Fall + Video
Since
U Been Gone Video
Laser
Scissors!
26
Ways to Have Fun at the Supermarket
True
Life - Einstein
Chappelle
Show - Jury Duty
Ripe
TV's New Casting Girl
Next
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Daily
Game - Pocket Soccer
Jodie
Marsh Looks Good
Tiger
Woods' Pimp Pad
Kelly
Brook Dressed as Male Fantasies
Daily
Babe - Barbie Griffin
Saved
By The Bell - Where Are They Now?!
Spring
Break Monkey and Babe
Executive
Ball Scratcher
T&A
Beer Commercial
Figure
Skaters Are Flexible
Screaming
on Rides Compilation
Ballerinas
in for a Surprise
Christina
Ricci Looking Dead... Sexy!
MDX
Picking Up Hotties
College
Girls Making Out
Top
10 Spring Break Destinations
Daily
Girl Next Door - Britney
Energy
Drinks Review
Australian
Chick Jailed in Bali... Tours?
Snakes
on a Plane Movie Posters
Snakes
on a Plane Movie Trailer
12
Busted in Pot Candy Ring (Includes Video)
Sons
Who Make Their Daddy Proud
Fresh
Prince of Bel-Air Official Flash
Natalie
Portman and a Chimpanzee!
Girl
Next Door - Minnie
Pit
Bull Attacks 7 Year Old Video
This
Shirt Gets Me Laid
Drunk
Women Refused More Than Drunk Men
Daily
Game - Lunar Command
CRAZIANS!
Asian Kid vs. Black Kid Fight
Adriana
Lima in GQ
American
Idol's Kellie Pickler Pictures
Wedding
Day Nudity
Girl
Next Door - Jenny!
Grill
Catches Fire on Live TV
Keira
Knightley in High School
Why
Good Girls Like Bad Guys
Daily
Game - Alien Hunter
Jessica
Alba in FHM 
Surreal
Spring Break House Boating Trip 
The
Soprano's - Episode 1 Megamix
Pimped
Out Plane Pictures
Man
Uses New Computer For Porno
Villanova's
Allan Ray Poked in the Eye VIDEO
Student
Pulls Down Teacher's Pants
Shaq's
Giant Party
Jessica
Alba Doesn't Diet
Girl
Next Door - Lisa from 2001!
Daily
Game - Sniper
Unnecessary
Censorship Part 5 Billion
Drunk
Girl Gets Beer Spilled On Her
Girl
Breaks Neck Doing Yoga
Britney
Spears Gropes Herself For Brad Pitt
Viva
La (Jon) Stewart Shirt!
Porn
Star Launches New Wine
Girl
Next Door - Tavia
Daily
Game - Knock Out!
Women
Hit By Cars Video
Body
Shot Sandwich
Avril
is Getting Sexier and Sexier
ESPN
- What the F*ck Was That?
ESPN's
Top Mound Charges Video
Girls
Fall Off Stage Video
Are
We On? Compilation Video
Dave
Chappelle's Block Party Trailer
Mini
Celebrities! 
Girl
Next Door - Oksana
Only
Two Girls Short of a Threesome Tee
Daily
Game - Dragon Slayer
Girl
Busts Her Face Video
Horse
Dumps On Lady's Head
Aerobics
Flip Gone Wrong
Official
Beer Drinking Shirt
Eva
Longoria Wants a Lesbian Threesome
Girl
Next Door - Nadia
Peeing
On Ice Prank Video
Andrei
Kirilenko is One Lucky Man
Daily
Game - Bug Hunter
Amazing
Basketball Shots Video
Billionaires
in 2006
Daily
Game - Air Hockey
Presidential
Bloopers Video
Britney
Spears is Losing Her Hair
Girl
Next Door - Kerri
Miss
Universe Loses Her Dress
Worst
Product Name EVER!
Facebook:
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Paris
Gets Banned From Oscar Afterparty
Man
Freezes Himself to Dodge Census
Daily
SNL - Natalie Portman Rap Video
Lots
of Babes, Little Bikinis
Pinata
Accidents Compilation Video
Family
Guy - Brian Punches Stewie
Sarah
Michelle Gellar - Holding Her Boobs
X-Men
3 Trailer
Girl
Next Door - Deanna
Pamela
Anderson Uses Double Sided Tape
Don't
Look At This Guy's Girlfriend
Why
It's Important To Have Sex Before Marriage
Gigantic
Nipples 
Vanna
White Thinks She's A Pussycat Doll
Cheerleader
Breaks Neck, Keeps Cheering
Tribute
to Natalie Portman
Kirby
Puckett Dead at 45
Daily
Game - Sonic the Hedgehog
Hawaiian
Tropic Babe - Marsha 
Oscars
After Party Pics
Drunk
College Kids
Jennifer
Garner Nearly Busts Her Ass
Mixed
Fraternal Twins
Joe
Rogan Flame War!
Celebrities'
Weird Hair Styles
Real
Life Simpsons Intro Video
I've
Got No Game Tee!
Daily
Game - Deal or No Deal
Aniston
to Appear Nude in New Movie
Daily
Babe - Miss March - Michelle!
Don't
Fuck With A.C. Slater
Angelina
Jolie's Tattoos
Lindsay
Lohan Drinks and Does Drugs
Midget
in a Locker
Top
10 Accidental Discoveries
CRAZY
CAT FIGHT! 
Easterns
Motors Commercial
Maria
Sharapova is Beautiful
Boobies
Make Me Smile Tee!
Webcam
Girl Video of the Day - Boobies!
Girl
Next Door - Sydney
Hollywood's
Top 10 Hottest Moms
PainStation
- The Ultimate Arcade Game
Daily
Game - Ice Racer
Daily
Game - Kill Bill
Daily
Babe - Vicky!
Soccer
Bloopers Video
Katie
Holmes Sex Scene Found!
Pheratones
- Ring in the Sexual Attraction
Why
Athletes Could Never Have Real Jobs
Girl
Gets Choked on Radio Station
Lindsay
Lohan Nip Slip
Inside
the Google Office!
Little
Kid Screams His ABC's
Adriana
Lima Compilation Video
Pizza
Man Gets Nice Surprise
Lottery
Winners' Luck Turns Sour
Hot
Blonde With A 6 Pack
Why
Windows Vista WON'T Suck
Girl
Next Door - Amy!
Britney
Spears Pregnant... AGAIN?!
Fishing
Bloopers Video
Compilation
- Scaring Sleeping People
Jessica
Alba Will Not Be In Playboy
Conan
Dress Up!
Famous
People Who Were Once Homeless
Barry
Bonds Dresses Up As Paula Abdul