It's the weekend already and this one is sure to be a
doozy with all of our friendgirls running the Monument
10K while all of the friendboys drinking all day and throwing
bottles at them.
Guy' Photo Collection I put together a bunch of pictures of random
'That Guys' caught butting into other people's snapshots
so you can look at them, gather up ideas, and do the same
thing this weekend.
Tees Extravaganza! You're not cool unless you get one of these vulgar
and offensive shirts to wear while you pee your pants
I'm going to the dentist today for the first time in years.
It's always my favorite thing to open my skull wide open
to be jabbed with metal picks and asked forty questions
at the same time.
Daily Show - FOX News and Spring Break Jon and the gang tackle Fox's 'Fair & Balanced'
news and how they portray the imminent dangers of a serial
killer targeting prostitutes as bikini clad coeds dance
in Alabama This is the craziest most hilarious video I've
seen all week. And I probably watch a few hundred every
week. I'm thinking it is close to beating out Bubb Rubb
for the ghettoest video of all time.
Alphabet of Manliness The Internet's most notorious badass has released
a book this week which is bound to be off-the-wall hilarious.
If you don't know who Maddox is, then Google him. And
Mason Advances to Final Four JMU's archrival GMU has taken the nation by storm
by being the first CAA team to advance this far in the
tournament. 59% of Americans want the Patriots to win
it all. Which includes me.
Ricci Looking Dead... Sexy! Must be a candid photo of her newest movie which
apparently she's playing a gory zombie hottie. After all,
a little necrophilia never really hurts anybody, right?
Picking Up Hotties Pick-up tips from hot girls! The MDX mission
continues at the Sundance Film Festival. Watch and learn
as the hot DoubleAgent girls give pick-up tips from the
girls perspective. Then watch as their trainees hit the
scene and try out their new moves.
10 Spring Break Destinations In case you wanted to try and roofie some college
frosh. I've only been to Miami on the list and I can proudly
say I stood right next to Boy George and scored some crucial
Drinks Review Move over, Jolt, it's time for the energy drink
revolution. Check to see how your favorite pickerupper
pseudosoda compares to all the others.
Chick Jailed in Bali... Tours? This website is dedicated to Schapelle Corby,
a 25 year old Aussie who got busted with trafficking drugs.
Now you just pay this guy to visit her in jail and throw
food at her.
on a Plane Movie Posters The Farkers have come up with some pretty clever
ad campaigns for this summer's Samuel L. Jackson soon
to be blockbuster "Snakes on a Plane." (No,
Busted in Pot Candy Ring (Includes Video) It's always a bummer when the feds have to bust
up a great company which such products as Stoney Ranchers,
Munchy Way, Buddafingers, Pot Tarts, Puff-A-Mint Pattie,
Who Make Their Daddy Proud Hilarious collection of photographs of boys doing
things their fathers would do if they weren't so drunk
and deadbeat all the time.
Prince of Bel-Air Official Flash A blast from the past... check out the official
flash on the UK's WB website. Click 'DJ Fresh' to mix
up some of your own tracks and add Carlton as a backup
How are everyone's NCAA brackets? Mine is probably done...
I guess I won't be able to keep that damned Best Buy gift
card... I've changed the layout just a bit, more changes
to come... hope you love it!
Next Door - Minnie Now I know why Mickey always has perky ears,
a smile on his face, and a permanent wet spot on his pants.
Bull Attacks 7 Year Old Video Note to self: When being chased by a vicious
dog, do not prance around like a little girl and trip
all over the place and expect Mr. Big Bad Cop to come
rescue your ass.
Shirt Gets Me Laid Seriously it works every time. Sometimes hookers
just need a little reassurance about your self-confidence.
This update is coming a tad later than normal, but better
late than never I always say, right guys right? The NCAA
tournament has kicked off, hope you all filled out your
brackets. First place will win $150 bucks to Best Buy!
Stuff coming now...
Next Door - Jenny! Back off, she's mine! No seriously. Stop looking
at her, or I'll have to kick your ass. Okay fine I won't
kick your ass but show me some respect. Please? No? Okay,
fine, I'm a pussy.
Knightley in High School Hard to believe that one of the hottest girls
in Hollywood actually looked like... normal?!? You mean,
she actually looked like shit and still made it big?!?
Good Girls Like Bad Guys Written from a girl's point of view. Simply put,
women don't like wusses. Hence the reason I have a three
day waiting list of women at my disposal. I'm 100% badass.
Game - Alien Hunter Destroy the aliens like Will Smith in Independence
Day, but don't accidently shoot down your fellow comrades
like Will Smith to Eminem.
Alba in FHM The latest photoshoot of Alba in For Him Magazine.
Oh by the way, you're welcome!
Alba Doesn't Diet
Apparently she wants to appeal to fat women so
that they can feel more beautiful when in all actuality
they are still fat.
Next Door - Lisa from 2001! Man, what a blast from the past. This babe is
from five years ago, back when I was a college freshman
living in a shoebox and scarfing down Easy Mac and barbecue
Game - Sniper Practice picking off bad guys in high rise buildings
with pin point accuracy. Or totally fuck up and give up
your entire unit's position, your choice.
I have put together a pool for the NCAA Basketball tournament
baby. It's limited to the first 50 entrants I believe
so get in before this Thursday! Top finishers will win
cash, DVD's, T-shirts, and some other goodies. Details
are as follows:
here to Join Yahoo! Group!
2. Group number is 94373 and password
3. Complete brackets by Thursday.
4. Sit back and lose. To me!
Breaks Neck Doing Yoga At first I figured that this was just some clever
use of tricky camera work, but now I realize that she
actually did twist her spine like that to sling some microwavable
Well, this weekend was a blast. Great to see my long lost
college buddies in D.C... As for the actual Shamrock Fest,
what a bust. None of us wanted to wait the hour long line
to pay 20 bucks to get in, and then wait another 30 minutes
to buy 5 dollar beers. So I scaled the fence, lost everybody
in the process, stumbled a mile and a half home, picked
up some KFC, and passed out on the couch until women came
and bounced on me. I'll post pictures when I find some.
Dumps On Lady's Head
Clip from Australia's version of "Funniest
Home Videos" featuring the inevitable. Crawl under
a horse, yell 'peekaboo', and expect to get shat on. It's
more funny than gross.
Beer Drinking Shirt Now that the weather is warming up, it's time
to bust out the outdoor drinking attire. Here's the perfect
solution to show your support to the cause of drinking.
Also doubles as a vom rag.
Longoria Wants a Lesbian Threesome
With the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Eva
Mendes. In other news, Eva Longoria is really a man. In
other other news, I spontaneously combusted in my shorts.
Next Door - Nadia Nadia is exactly what would be the lovechild
of Eva Longoria and Jennifer Lopez. (Because Eva is a
man, yes, it is biologically possible.)
On Ice Prank Video Ohhh man, this is classic. Whoever thought to
come up with this clever trick is a genius in my book.
Kirilenko is One Lucky Man The Utah Jazz forward's wife has told him that
he is allowed to be with another woman once a year. If
I lived in Utah where polygamy runs rampant, I'd expect
Game - Bug Hunter Use your handy dandy laser machine gun to blast
away mutant insects. Reminds of me of that one time I
I will be heading to the Shamrock
Fest this Saturday up in D.C. to celebrate
my Irish heritage with all my college buddies by drinking
my face off and running around in nothing but a kilt.
Hit me up if you'll be there.
Game - Air Hockey Now you can play the game you've always wanted
to play as a kid but you never had any quarters. Or friends.
Hilarious compilation of the past and present most powerful
leaders of the free world making fools out of themselves.
Got No Game Tee!
Walk around proud and take your chances that girls will
flock to you and your honest sense of humor. Or they might
Game - Deal or No Deal
Play the game that is sweeping the nation by storm! I
say play it safe and take the deal every time because
playing online is even more stressful than if it was real
Next Door - Sydney The kind of girl you would see at some dive bar
and you tell all your friends that you're going to talk
to her by the end of the night but you never do when you
remember you're a pole smoker.
Top 10 Hottest Moms
Also known as ten hot celebrities I would never "get
with" because I don't want the burden of taking care
of some other man's lovechild.
Game - Kill Bill Can you live up to Uma Thurman's fame in Kill
Bill? Or will you end up getting slaughtered before
you get sweet revenge? If you like babes, swords, and
gore, clickitty click.
Babe - Vicky! More than enough of the blonde bombshell to
go around folks, if you know what I mean and I think
Hilarious video of soccer players effing up and busting
their asses on the field. Hey, at least they're not football
players! HAHAH ZINNNNGALING BURN.
Holmes Sex Scene Found!
Alriiiight, after a brief scare of possibly editing out
the steamy scene in her new movie, the producer explains
it was just a projection error. The entire movie is opening
in two weeks.
Gets Choked on Radio Station
What the fuck is this? Why would any girl volunteer to
be strangled? I mean I'm all for grabbing strangers by
the throat but to volunteer to be the one choked is beyond
Lohan Nip Slip
Fresh from Tuesday night's GM Fashion Show, Miss Lohan
forgot to use her double sided tape to attach her bare
chest to her black toga. WOOHOO.
the Google Office!
Does YOUR office allow you to bring dogs to work? Offer
free junk food? Have a pool table and a ball pit? Oh,
well, so does Google.
Holy Moly it's March already! The official month of the
greatest holiday ever... March 20th! Whoa close that Google
window, I went ahead and searched it for you. Find
out what day it is by clicking here! (Only
if you're male and not my relative.)
Lima Compilation Video Every possible clip of Adriana that you would
want to see thrown together with some saucy Euro trance
music to set the mood.
Man Gets Nice Surprise Why didn't girls ever drop their towels as a "prank"
when I worked at Chuck. E. Cheese and I had to wear a
plastic bag on my head so I wouldn't get lice from the
Winners' Luck Turns Sour
Some say that winning tens of millions of dollars at one
time is the worst thing that happened to them. I'd say
the same thing if I was fucking retarded, too.
Blonde With A 6 Pack
Girls with nice stomachs like this really drive me wild.
That's what I'm talking about, rooooar.
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