of the Day (Pick one, all gross.)
Today's Word: Jelly Donut. (Thanks to whoever sends these
in, I appreciate it. You are saving three minutes of my
life by using three minutes of your life. Thanks for saving
My all-time favorite Internet clip is now available in
a remix, which turns out to be pretty catchy. I burned
the song on CD to blast through my car speakers while
I blare my whistle tips. WOO!
Bilson as The Vixen
Hollywood's hottest hottie dresses up as a domanatrix.
That's one girl I would let whip me into a pulp. THANK
YOU MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
Shoots Self After Breakup
I can't tell if this is 100% real but if it is, it's fucking
tragic. Don't click unless you really want to see somebody
biting the bullet.
Kapowski - Cheerleading Again!
I believe this will be the final Kelly clip for awhile.
I'll put together a page for tomorrow with all 10 clips
that I've posted. YOU'RE WELCOME.
A hardhitting below-the-belt advertising campaign. Or
more like some skank in granny panties bending over in
public. Both work for me.
Isn't this what all girls do when they get together for
a slumber party? Right?! RIGHT?!!!
Game - The Slug Slayer
Awesome sand game, attack the "slug" with sand.
Who knew sand could be this much fun? THIS IS THE MOST
FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS.
"The Impaler" Sharkey
This guy is running for governor of Minnesota. He is a
Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate
Witch. He promises to make your life the best it's ever
Here's a good idea for a trick to play on complete strangers.
Ask somebody to take a picture of you and your girlfriend,
do this, then beat the shit out the stranger. Repeat infinite.
In the middle of transferring servers so things have
been a little screwy... Any email that was sent to me
within the past 12 hours or so is lost forever, roaming
aimlessly throughout the Internet looking for its destination
that it will never reach. Links now!
Wow what an awesome finish for Vince Young and the Longhorns.
VY is now my favorite player of all time and if he goes
to the NFL then the team he plays for will be my new favorite.
If USC had won, then I would say the same about Lendale
White, but that didn't happen because they suck so badly,
right?! LINKS COMING!
O'Reilly on Letterman
"I'm not smart enough to debate you point to point
on this, but I have the feeling that about 60 percent
of what you say is crap."
UFC Knockouts of 2005
Now here is a recap for real men, the top KO's of the
Ultimate Fighting Championship put to the soundtrack
by the Bell : I'm So Excited
The most famous quote from the best show in the history
of television. (Because every high school student went
through a period of experimenting with caffeine.)
Girl Video of the Day: Aylar
Got this email shortly after I posted this: "Shes
from Norway. Shes the one that starred in 3 or 4 pornos
in the U.S then returned to Norway and claimed it was
her sister. Ha ha."
NYE in DC was a blast, couldn't have asked for a better
time. Hope everyone had an awesome time and have not already
failed at keeping their resolutions. I still do not have
any kind of updating script running, so I manually made
a page of last week's links here. Lots of
big things coming your way in the 06!
Welp this is the last post of 2005 and it's gonna be a
quickie. The past few weeks have been hectic after moving
cross country the second time in five months, but big
things are coming your way for the new year! Once again,
I'm headed to D.C. this weekend for the Big
Night D.C. drunken slopfest! Have a good
one! I'm posting mainly babe links today for the Final
For the Fellas Friday of 2005!
I swear there's a site out there that has lots of pictures
of user's stuff for sale, and the user's stuff discretely
reflecting off shiny objects.
Girl Video of the Day: Nyli Tanning
Return of the webcam girl! This time our favorite Nyli
is not dancing to crappy music, she's laying in a tanning
bed to crappy music. And what sweet, sweet crappy music
Game: Christmas Mini-Golf
Mini-Golf has been on the Internet since Al Gore invented
it, but here's another challenging version. The only thing
Christmasy about it is the intro music and the yellow
Girls Making Out
Yet another hot girl video, today has turned into a girl
vid fest... I guess nobody can complain about that! Unless
you're a girl, gay, or one of these girls fathers.
Gear: Spyker C8
This is a car made for the typical badass, and I'm not
sure what Top Gear is but this clip is pretty awesome
DIY: Sod Couch
Now this is fucking cool. I am getting more and more excited
about these DIY links, I think I post them for my sake
so I can be called the DIY GUY.
Today marked the first day of my 24th year of life (I've already completed 23 years thus making me "23")(have you still not caught on?)(how old are you anyway?) and boy does it feel great. I dropped Stineybaby off at the airport after spending an amazing week with her, took a nap, ate my leftovers, and started getting back to work on this site.
It also marks the first day of my grandfather's 84th year of life, whom I just found out has frequented this website. Just want to give a shout out to him but he probably won't see this because he's too busy growing his garden, cooking his delicious deserts, and singlehandingly putting a new roof on his house. (I shit you not.) Pretty cool that we were born on the same day sixty years apart, in fact here's a photo of my grandfather as a kid and myself as a kid.
Grandpa and Smit, same tree.
When my dad told me that my grandpa checked out my site, at first I was a little uncomfortable. I mean my site is nothing that I am ashamed of, mind you, but it doesn't exactly cater to that specific target audience. Apparently he understands that people my age have the sense of humor I do, curse like I do, hate screaming babies like I do, drink like I do, look at photos of scantily clad women like I do, endorse pricking holes in condoms at convenience stores like I do, and do everything else like I do. He's not a fan of some of the language and questionable links and photos of women, but he understands that I do it for the rest of you degenerate inbreds and for that I breathed a sigh of relief.
So I guess it's now safe to say that Smithappens.com has conquered all demographics from all over the world, thus sliding into second place in front of television and behind incest in the rankings for most popular forms of entertainment for the entire family.
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