of the Day (Pick one, all gross.)
Today's Word: Jelly Donut. (Thanks to whoever sends these
in, I appreciate it. You are saving three minutes of my
life by using three minutes of your life. Thanks for saving
My all-time favorite Internet clip is now available in
a remix, which turns out to be pretty catchy. I burned
the song on CD to blast through my car speakers while
I blare my whistle tips. WOO!
Bilson as The Vixen
Hollywood's hottest hottie dresses up as a domanatrix.
That's one girl I would let whip me into a pulp. THANK
YOU MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.
Shoots Self After Breakup
I can't tell if this is 100% real but if it is, it's fucking
tragic. Don't click unless you really want to see somebody
biting the bullet.
Kapowski - Cheerleading Again!
I believe this will be the final Kelly clip for awhile.
I'll put together a page for tomorrow with all 10 clips
that I've posted. YOU'RE WELCOME.
A hardhitting below-the-belt advertising campaign. Or
more like some skank in granny panties bending over in
public. Both work for me.
Isn't this what all girls do when they get together for
a slumber party? Right?! RIGHT?!!!
Game - The Slug Slayer
Awesome sand game, attack the "slug" with sand.
Who knew sand could be this much fun? THIS IS THE MOST
FUN I'VE HAD IN YEARS.
"The Impaler" Sharkey
This guy is running for governor of Minnesota. He is a
Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate
Witch. He promises to make your life the best it's ever
Here's a good idea for a trick to play on complete strangers.
Ask somebody to take a picture of you and your girlfriend,
do this, then beat the shit out the stranger. Repeat infinite.
In the middle of transferring servers so things have
been a little screwy... Any email that was sent to me
within the past 12 hours or so is lost forever, roaming
aimlessly throughout the Internet looking for its destination
that it will never reach. Links now!
Wow what an awesome finish for Vince Young and the Longhorns.
VY is now my favorite player of all time and if he goes
to the NFL then the team he plays for will be my new favorite.
If USC had won, then I would say the same about Lendale
White, but that didn't happen because they suck so badly,
right?! LINKS COMING!
O'Reilly on Letterman
"I'm not smart enough to debate you point to point
on this, but I have the feeling that about 60 percent
of what you say is crap."
UFC Knockouts of 2005
Now here is a recap for real men, the top KO's of the
Ultimate Fighting Championship put to the soundtrack
by the Bell : I'm So Excited
The most famous quote from the best show in the history
of television. (Because every high school student went
through a period of experimenting with caffeine.)
Girl Video of the Day: Aylar
Got this email shortly after I posted this: "Shes
from Norway. Shes the one that starred in 3 or 4 pornos
in the U.S then returned to Norway and claimed it was
her sister. Ha ha."
NYE in DC was a blast, couldn't have asked for a better
time. Hope everyone had an awesome time and have not already
failed at keeping their resolutions. I still do not have
any kind of updating script running, so I manually made
a page of last week's links here. Lots of
big things coming your way in the 06!
Welp this is the last post of 2005 and it's gonna be a
quickie. The past few weeks have been hectic after moving
cross country the second time in five months, but big
things are coming your way for the new year! Once again,
I'm headed to D.C. this weekend for the Big
Night D.C. drunken slopfest! Have a good
one! I'm posting mainly babe links today for the Final
For the Fellas Friday of 2005!
I swear there's a site out there that has lots of pictures
of user's stuff for sale, and the user's stuff discretely
reflecting off shiny objects.
Girl Video of the Day: Nyli Tanning
Return of the webcam girl! This time our favorite Nyli
is not dancing to crappy music, she's laying in a tanning
bed to crappy music. And what sweet, sweet crappy music
Game: Christmas Mini-Golf
Mini-Golf has been on the Internet since Al Gore invented
it, but here's another challenging version. The only thing
Christmasy about it is the intro music and the yellow
Girls Making Out
Yet another hot girl video, today has turned into a girl
vid fest... I guess nobody can complain about that! Unless
you're a girl, gay, or one of these girls fathers.
Gear: Spyker C8
This is a car made for the typical badass, and I'm not
sure what Top Gear is but this clip is pretty awesome
DIY: Sod Couch
Now this is fucking cool. I am getting more and more excited
about these DIY links, I think I post them for my sake
so I can be called the DIY GUY.
Stineybaby and I took the seven hour scenic route to Las Vegas this weekend to visit Stupacacalaca to gamble away my paycheck and integrity. Finally we got to the Doubletree and hit up the Applebee's next door to scarf down All-You-Can-Eat riblets for $11.99, which is 2 dollars more than the same meal but with an infinite supply of pork corpse, and I didn't even bother eating the second serving of riblets, but I just had to get it and waste it because I paid for it and it was rightly mine and I don't think about starving third world countries ever and what the hell is a riblet anyway?
We get back to Stuface's room to drink some bourbon and coke, or in my case, drink bourbon and coke, throw up bourbon and coke and riblets, and try to drink one more bourbon and coke before the shuttle took us to the strip! We got dropped off at the MGM Grand and walked around inside, bought extra strong fruity drinks at Coyote Ugly, gagged on warm Kamakazee shots, "spent" tens of dollars in the slots, played way too conservatively on the No-Limit table and got raped for 100 bucks on a pair of 7's vs trip jacks, banked on the Blackjack table and then got excited and bet heavily and lost it all, ate breakfast at the Peppermill at 6 am, went to bed at 7am and hit the road at 3 pm.
Whoever said you can't get the whole Las Vegas experience in less than 24 hours and less than 300 dollars is probably right, but I'm glad I did and I would do it again in a second. I think I've written four total sentences in this entire post, my run-ons are running rampant more than usual tonight and not that that's a bad thing, just an observation.
Oh yeah, today marks the anniversary of my birth. BUY ME STUFF.
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