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Dec 27 2005

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R Kelly National Anthem Disgrace!
Finally! I found the video! R Kelly pisses all over American tradition with his backup dancers and encouraging people to "clap your hands" during the darkest moment in U.S. history.

Pam Anderson Gives Howard Stern Lapdance
This is one lapdance I wouldn't mind contracting hepatitis from. Well, actually nevermind, that's sick. Literally. Shut up.

Faith the 2 Legged Dog
Ahhhh, my eyes! My stomach turns every time I see this freak of nature prancing around... AHHHHHH.

Frat House Bunny Foo Foo
Oh those crazy frat "brothers" and their manginas. NSFW.

Daily Bullz-Eye Girl: Alexia

Girl Video of the Day: Making Out
Compilation of girls from the show The "L" word making out. NSFW.

Slang of the Day
Today's Word: Webcest.
Example: "You don't get STDs from Webcest, but you should."

Daily DIY: Coke Can Fire
If you ever happen to be stranded in the woods with a can of Coke and a chocolate bar, use this to make a tiny ass fire to keep your fat ass warm and more hungry.

Young Shakira in a Bikini
Yesterday I posted this Shakira clip bending her legs behind her head, and a couple days before that I posted a Young Aniston in a bikini. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Dec 26 2005

posted by: Smit
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I hope Christmas was as great for everybody as it was for me. I got the usual for presents: clothes, money, DVD's, books, and most importantly MASSAGING SLIPPERS. They are no marshallow shooter, but they get the job done. Updating now!

Webcam Girl Video of the Day: Whip Cream!
I would be all over this if I wasn't so damn lactose intolerant.

Shakira is Flexible Video
Shakira puts her legs behind her head and her foot in her mouth and your hands in your pants.

Danwho's Bleach Face
My college roommate grew a beard for two months and bleached it three times to look like Santa. Here's the gallery.

Tan Lines from Typical Summer Activities
I am the guy second from the right and damn proud of it!

Slang of the Day
Today's Word: Funt.
Example: "Omg, Michael is such a funt."

AllProModels Babe: Nikki

Sexy Funny Commercial
Can anybody honestly tell me that they wouldn't chase this girl?

Daily DIY: Solar Powered Pizza Oven
Build a flaming inferno from that old pizza box you use as a pillow.

Falling Down the Escalator
Hhahahaha good gracious, this fall's bodacious.

Arm Wrestling Girls Kiss
All girls should dabble in lesbianism.

Baby Animals Gallery!
The largest collection of tiny baby animals that I've ever seen.

Dec 21 2005

posted by: Smit
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Two days until Christmas, what do you guys want? Enter the contest for the Triumph the Insult Dog DVD and give it to your least favorite sibling! Updating now!

Webcam Girl Video of the Day: Christmas!
Christmas comes a little early this year, and so will you.

Vida Guerra in Hot Tub
Who is this guy and how can I be him? My speakers aren't working so I have no idea what is said in the video, but really, I think I like it better that way.

Bullz-Eye Girl of the Day: Tiffany

Osama bin Laden's Niece in GQ
Okay, what the fuck. While she has nothing to do with the man, I don't imagine this will go over very well in the terrorist community.

Compilation: When Animals Attack
Nothing I like more than seeing animals getting revenge on humans.

Girls 1 on 1 PART 2!
Lots of hot drunk bishes making out and posing for the camera. YOU'RE WELCOME.

World's Fastest Cup Stacker Girl
Pretty freakin sweet skilled chick with a pretty freakin sweet worthless record.

Slang of the Day
Today's Word: Puto

Daily DIY: Toga
Finally you idiots will learn how to make a real toga rather than throwing on a dirty skidmarked sheet.

Strip Twister Gone Wrong
Warning, this is disgusting and kinda funny and probably the oldest picture on the Internet.

Camera Phone Watch
I remember the dorks in grade school had the watches with calculators. Now it's even easier to spot the dweebs and beat the crap out of them.

Year in Review: News Quiz
How much do you really know about what went on this year? Probably nothing since most of my visitors are Alzheimers's patients.

Kid's Crappy Christmas Gifts
"I'm no longer accepting junk gifts from little kids any more. This will save me the time of just having to throw it away later."

Dec 21 2005

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Received some entries for the gaming contest, plenty of opportunity to win free stuff! Coming soon is a chance to win iPod Videos and Shuffles! Enter now!

CONTEST! Dog Balloon Game
Top 5 scores sent in by Friday will get loads of stuff from Purina: shirt, hat, dog leash, dog bowl, but better yet... The Best of Triumph the Insult Dog's DVD! Click now for more details!

Webcam Girl Video of the Day: Nyli
Hottie with only the body, you never see her face... which means she's either A.) Ugly as shit. B.) Scared to show her face on the Net. C.)A man. Hey, that's what paper bags are for!

Jessica Alba's Hidden Talent
I bet this ability comes in handy when she's all alone thinking of me. I think I'll make these random celebrity clips a daily thing, too. ;-D

Reno 911: Wiggers
Perhaps my all-time favorite sketch from the show. White guys frontin' like they got culture are just asking to be made fun of.

Classic Windows 1.0 Infomercial
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in this funny commercial to sell the first version of Windows for only $99! What's also funny is that 1.0 is the best version to date.

AllProModels Babe Vicky Vette
Stop reading and click!

Slang of the Day
Today's Word: Ufia. I think the funniest definition is the 'Uneventful Friday in Alaska' and I don't know why. Sigh. HAHAHAHA. Ha... hmph.

Stung in the Vag
News reporter is rudely disrupted by a hornet that flies up her skirt. In related news, check out the dog biting vag video I posted a couple months ago.

Daily DIY: Electric Unicycle
Quite a hefty investment but definitely worth it to swoon those superficial chicks who dig guys with a nice set of wheel.

Soundboard: Chris Griffin
The only one on the 'net! BOOOOBIES!

Game: Bend It Like Beckham
This game rocks. Too bad I suck at it and it takes fucking forever, and I think things that I suck at and take forever definitely rock.

Dec 21 2005

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Apparently some fucks are trying to hack my updating script and I can't login to it, but I can still update the old way. YEEEHAW. Working... now!

CONTEST! Dog Balloon Game
Top 5 scores sent in by Friday will get loads of stuff from Purina: shirt, hat, dog leash, dog bowl, but better yet... The Best of Triumph the Insult Dog's DVD! Click now for more details!

SNL: Lower Back Tattoo Remover
Hahahhaha yes! Finally a product designed to get rid of tramp stamps when the girls our age finally grow up to raise their seven kids from eight different fathers.

A Young Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini
An old hot clip of Jennifer posing for a photoshoot in the pool. IT'S ALSO FUNNY PERVS.

Bullz-Eye Girl of the Day: Mariana

I See Your Camel Toe Music Video
Hilarious parody of the Beach Boy's song "Kokomo." All about women wearing tight pants. Probably NSFW. Thanks to Rick for sending it in!

Flying's Worst Nightmare
Very clever commercial for Princess Cruise Lines. Watch to the very end!

Designated Gay Parking
This is probably designed to show a gimp in motion in getting out of a wheelchair, but I think it's three dude gimps grinding on each other.

Politically Correct Christmas
I never really understood the hype behind Larry the Cable Guy's jokes, but this clip is somewhat funny. "Git R Done" is somewhat stupid.

Braille Porn
Did you know that a lot of websites must be accessible for everyone, including the blind, by law? No? Ok, here's some Braille Porn for ya.

Slang of the Day
Today's Word: Pugwash. (Multiple definitions, but all equally disgustingly funny.)

Daily DIY: Natural Swimming Pool
I'm having trouble deciding if this is P-I-M-P or just N-A-S-T-Y S-T-A-G-N-A-N-T P-O-N-D

Nov 21 2005

posted by: Smit
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Note: I have been notified by several Canadian fans that the video I posted last week about the Canadian Army was in fact, not the Canadian Army at all... but perhaps some British marines playing pranks on each other? I haven't confirmed that but apparently it's definitely not our friendly northerly neighbors. Accept my apologies, eh?

Today's New Video

Dubya finds himself another enemy: The Door.

MORE BUSH: This past weekend's SNL opening sketch.

The amount of crazy and vaginas in this clip is astounding.

12 punches to the face or a kick to the nuts? FACE PLEASE.

More Videos
--Ever wonder what Natalie Portman's favorite curse word is?
--This might be the craziest thing I have ever seen. Today.
--Bambi and Oregon Trail: Still my two favorite things.
--Smallest Penis Contest - THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
--Banana + Rubbing Alcohol + Fire = Fucking Moron.
--World's crappiest quality video of the world's smallest man.
--The things that guys do for the girls they knock up.
--Chad Johnson scores twice on one play.


One of the perks of running a website is that people like to send in pictures of themselves making out while holding up a piece of paper stating that they love you, or they take the time to write up a note with my URL on it to place next to a drunken passed out kid (Shouts to Wodsy and Burnsy). Any of them work, and I'm going to start updating them more often and possibly having a contest for the best fan sign that people send in. All it takes is some creativity, a camera, and the will to be seen by trillions of people worldwide. What are you waiting for? SUBMIT YOUR FAN PICTURES NOW!

Today's Other Stuff
--Pam Anderson is the hottest SMILF evar. (Soccer MILF.)
--Who doesn't love a Hoodie Party?
--Some pretty phat tractor trailer advertisements.
--One of the quintillion reasons New Jersey smells like shit.
--Always one piece short of an 18,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.
--This chicken lived for 18 months. WITHOUT A HEAD?!
--Who doesn't love food with faces drawn on it?

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