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GREEN EGGS AND SAM
Welcome to the brand frickin new Green Eggs and Sam shrine. If you live under a rock, you might not know what Green Eggs and Sam is all about. If you do not live under a rock, then you might not know what Green Eggs and Sam is about either. You see, Green Eggs and Sam (or GAS for short) consists of a guitar and Sam. There are no green eggs anywhere! LOL!! Samuel Brian Benfer is so amazingly badass that I just had to put up this page. He records songs that are simply frickin amazing. He tried to post the songs on MP3.com, but he doesn't know how to record the songs into Stereo mode. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So he finally convinced me to host his songs on my site. I will not disclose the agreement that took place. Let's just say that a lot of feathers, honey, goats, and a video camera were involved. Sam is purely a musical genius. Check it.

TIMELINE
October 2, 1982: Samuel Brian Benfer is born.
October 2, 1982: Samuel Brian Benfer crapped his pants.
May 28, 2002: Samuel Brian Benfer records songs for GAS.

PICTURES
I love the scan job,jack o' lantern.

Here is Sam in bed at Myrtle Beach. I am under the covers.


Here is Sam playing the piano.


Sam's HAND IS BLOODY!!!!!!!


Sam's First Communion. Is it just me? Or does his head closely resemble a tennis ball.

SONGS
Here is what you came for. The amazing recordings of Samuel Brian Benfer. I only have two songs up because he's only recorded two... and I only have room for two. But keep coming back because Samuel Brian Benfer is constantly releasing GAS songs. HERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!

Warning - These songs might not be appropriate for those virgin ears. Can't say I didn't warn you.


Spontaneous
Here is the first recording of Spontaneous by GAS. Great Song.

Get Your Timing Right
Here is a remake of Green Day's Time of Your Life.


"Everyone Loves Gas"


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