This list is historically accurate, if only for the fact that you never, ever underestimate Gary Busey. Ever.

Wading through product placements and blatent endorsements has become part of watching movies nowadays. But these movies take it to a new extreme.

There are some guys you really just don't want to piss off, less you end up with a few bodies on your hands, usually including your own.

Prepare to get all emotional and teary eyed while looking at Facebook. At least this time it will be because you are puking your brains out and not because your cousin's best friend posted on his girlfriend's roomate's wall that you have herpes.

Maxim takes a look at some of the often overlooked, swashbucklingest pirates around. Yo ho ho biotches.

No matter how smooth these movie pimps seem to be, one thing still remains the same: Pimpin aint easy.

There are some cartoons you just shouldn't be proud of watching when you were a kid. (Jem anyone?) Here are some of the theme songs you should be even more ashamed of.

Double Viking takes a look back on a year of Mac Vs PC commercials and some of the spoofs that followed them. Some of the awful, awful spoofs.

There are more than a few sure fire signs that you are a villain in a Hollywood action movie, and here they are.

Here are the top ten Ninja moments of all time, presented with video evidence. I've got to go with number 5 as my favorite, just for the complete ridiculousness.

A first draft of the new Spidey flick has fallen into the hands of the guys over at Cracked, who are nice enough to share it with us.

FHM is running a poll to find out which Joe is the ultimate Real American Hero. I'm going with Bazooka. "Uh-oh, leopard seals!"

Cracked runs down the most obviously similar movies that were made within a year of eachother. Funny how copying a $15 DVD is illegal, but plagiarizing a $15 million script isn't. Stupid Hollywood.

This is the best collection of mullets ever compiled. Some of the descriptions are absouletly awesome. Watch out for the Termullnator.

Cracked runs down their list of the best racially mismatched buddy cops. Gotta love anything with a reference to the classic film, Cop And A Half.

Stephen Colbert is now the Greatest Living American in the entire universe according to Google. NICE!

If you haven't gotten your daily dose of Mr. T, this should do the trick. The top video will blow your mind.

The experts over at Double Viking have once and for all put together a list of the pets you can own with the most badassness.

Cracked runs through their favorite action heroes to decide who is the most badass. Im going with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

Who is more badass? The new James Bond, or Jason Bourne? (Insert awkwardly unfunny spy joke here.) I honestly can't even think of one to follow that up with so just read the damn article.

The Caveman from the Geico commercials gives a virtual tour of his pad.

Remember the girl with the "Fuck Da Eagles" t-shirt from the Saints playoff game? Well she's really hot and Maxim gave her this photoshoot.

Cracked came up with their Cliffs Notes interpretation of Mystikal's song Pussy Crook. Each of the song clips are NSFW and most of the words on the screen are as well, but this is absolutely hilarious.

Stuff made this list of their most hated talk show hosts. My only argument is that Greg Behrendt wasn't included. Someone please get him off the air.

Anyone at work always park like an idiot? Check out this site and print them off a You Park Like An Asshole notice.

Double Viking has composed a list of their favorite top 10 most manly of inventions. Of all time.

A certain ruthless dictator has finally been executed recently. Show your support for a Well Hung Saddam. The ladies will love it.

The folks at Cracked were displeased by Time Magazine's vague selection, so they elaborated on it. And of course there are videos.

Nerds are macking it these days. But let's face it ?when a nerd is getting some?he's still a nerd. Naw, even when they get some, nerds are?well, nerdy.

Here is an article from the vault over at Cracked.com describing the endless battle between your morning and night personas. It is 8:39 PM and mine are still arguing.