I want a piece of Ashlee Lipsyncson


VISIT WWW.DANWHO.NET FOR THE FIRST AND LATEST BREAKING ASHLEE SIMPSON NEWS.
HE MADE UP THE NAME LIP SYNCSON AND HE ALSO MADE THAT PICTURE ON THE RIGHT.

Now that this Ashlee Simpson lip-synching scandal is old news, I decided it was appropriate that I keep up with my consistent being behind the times rep and post on this matter, as well. But instead, I will merely point out the fact that Ashlee Simpson is hot and her songs are purely brilliant. There is nothing you can say to take me away from my girl.

I also want to take this opportunity that you have so graciously given me to offer you some high quality tee shirts so that you can proudly wear so nobody will ever forget Miss Simpson's memorable SNL performance.

Right now, there are only two shirts in the shop... my favorite, which slogan I have copyrighted and will sick my legal sharks on you if you steal it...


Milli Vanilli
"Blame it on the Rain"

Ashlee Simpson
"Blame it on the Band"


Or GorillaMask's catchy phrase "Ashlee Simpson: Now there's a Ho Down!" ... if you don't get it, just buy it and you will figure it out by the time it gets to your house. K thx. Feel free to email me with more ideas or pictures because obviously these shirts are aimed towards the "I don't give a fuck about how shitty my shirt looks" and the "I spend all my money on high speed Internet to buy shirts but I can't afford a quality shirt" audiences, and I would like to expand this to larger markets.

BUY THE SHIRTS AT MY SHOP AND SUPPORT OUR CAUSE
http://www.cafepress.com/ashleelipsync

Posted October 24, 2004 at 09:28 PM