Hey bitches, make correct picks, win $1000 FOR FREE

YES!!!!!!!!! Now you can join my league over at Protopicks.com to pick your college football and NFL weekly winners. Make the most correct picks over the course of the season and win ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Simple as that. Not only do you have bragging rights for whooping everyone's ass, but you get a grand to blow on buying stuff to shove in our faces. But chances are, I will win and end up spending it all on daily meals at Sheetz.

DETAILS:

1. Go to PROTOPICKS.COM. Sign up with just a valid email address to confirm, real name (if you want to get paid dumbass), and verify your age. IT'S 100% FREE. NO CREDIT CARDS REQUIRED. NOTHING. ZILCH.

2. Sign up for MY LEAGUE. The league name is "SMITHAPPENS" and the PASSWORD is "smitty" in all lowercase.

3. Make your picks, prepare to fail, and watch me win ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

4. NFL SEASON STARTS TOMORROW, MAKE YOUR PICKS NOW.

5. YOU ARE WELCOME.

Posted September 09, 2004 at 12:58 AM