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I just got home from running 1.5 miles and walking 1.5 miles with Jeanicus, all the while coughing up phlegm and smegma from not excercising cardiovascularly in months. I hit up the gym almost every day but only to lift weights and stare in the mirror. What a great way to start the day, I'm sweating and sticking to my new leather chair so I figure it's update time!


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First off, I have to plug our new forums. ("Our" meaning a conglomerate of five-star high class aristocratic "E/N" (and even though I hate the word) "Blog" websites coming together in one community to discuss the amazing achievements of such quality webmasters and their loyal fans.) I post there as well as the webmasters of your favorite sites: GorillaMask, Nerdy South, Super Smithers, Chehalis, Drunk Report, Chokey Chicken, Dark Mounty, anf I forget what other sites so click here for the list. One of the primary reasons I welcome this forum and encourage you to join is because I am now disabling my comments feature. Considering my comments have gone to shit and provide a playground for spammers while all my oldtime visitors have stopped commenting or just up and left for good, I figured I better save face and get rid of them.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Paris Hilton and her beau Backstreet Boy Nick Carter have decided to call it quits. She apparently made the decision to concentrate on her work, gearing up for yet a third season of "The Simple Life" while Nick is ready to get back into the studio to record a new Backstreet Boys album. There's two promising careers for ya right there. Oh, good thing tattoos of lover's names on your ass are permanent. Related news, Paris donates money generated from her sex tape to charity. By golly, she's on pace to be the next Mother Teresa.

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One of the perks of running a website is that the chicks flock to your side at the snap of your fingers or should I say the click of your mouse LOL. They come from all walks of life, including white trash trailer sluts who scribble your URL on their chests. It makes my life worth living knowing that I have changed the life of so many people in so many meaningful ways. Check out the site overchere! If you want to send me fansigns like these and this one and this one, and please do, email me chumps.

HEY LOOK BRITNEY SPEARS IS GRABBING HER FIANCE'S PACKAGE!

I still have the SUBsMIT Links page up and roaring ready to go, but apparently a fella named Brock is the only one who takes advantage of it and links a lot of pages on the same site. I'm not complaining because they are top quality, but all you idiots who aren't submitting are REALLY MISSING OUT. IDIOTS.

Hot Chicks Pics

100% Free Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and other Celebrity Movies! | Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pictures! | Anna Kournikova See Through Bikini shots! (AUTHENTIC LIKE ENRIQUE'S MOLE) | Britney Spears cellulite is so so fine | As the World Turns, Lindsay Lohan is still hot | Michelle Trachtenberg flashing on EuroTrip|

Random Newstories and Games

Man breaks into Art Gallery, gets stuck, calls cops for help | Inmates escape, buy beer, return to jail | Nude man covered in nacho cheese | Buzz Aldrin punches out moon landing conspiracist | Half naked man arrested driving with kiddy porn | Man swallows 50,000 dollars in cash | Fun curve ball game | Badger, Badger, it's a snake!

Out like degout.

Posted July 24, 2004 at 10:55 AM