DEREK JETER VS. MUHAMMAD ALI

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I just finished watching the Major League Baseball All-Star game, and much to my dismay, the American league prevailed once again. Something about those damn Americans really gets under my skin. Boxing and humanitarian great Muhammad Ali braved his battle with Parkinson's disease to toss out the ceremonial first pitch. While this was quite a sight and uplifting to even the lowest lowlifes still managing to live among us, he may have gotten in over his head with his awkward convulsive punches and jabs into the air on the way to the mound.

After two kids from the Boys & Girls club actually threw out the pitches and blew their only chances of tasting success in their lives, Ali posed with the Major League All-Stars for photographs. And then New York Yankee All-Star Derek Jeter took the opportunity to acknowledge Ali's presence by use of friendly gestures, while the G.O.A.T. (Ali) decided once again to demonstrate his ability to beat his crippling disease by taking swings at Jeter. Sure, it's all fun and games, and this event was just something for the fans, it's all about entertainment nowadays, who cares if some walking skeleton is threatening your very own existence and dignity with uncontrolled sucker punches as long as the fans dig it. ERR WRONG.

While Ali is the extremely arrogant self proclaimed Greatest Of All Time, and not many people will doubt his stellar career, he's a man past his prime and worthy of one giant asswhooping a la Derek Jeter. I'm sure I wasn't the only one who wished Jeter would just sock him over the head. So I went ahead and obtained this uncut footage of what should have happened.

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