Scarier: Ewok vs. Michael Moore


I just finished watching the blockbuster "documentary" Fahrenheit 911 by the controversial producer Michael Moore. Fortunately I am stranded in hicktown where the limited release of the film did not include our local theater. Fortunately saving me money and precious staring-at-the-computer time by not actually having to leave my chair and venture into the "real world." Ooooh...Shudder.

I downloaded the movie from this link, which will most likely be dead by the time you come across it. The file is over a gigabyte big, and you need to decompress the file with winRAR and ISObuster. The quality is actually not piss poor, simply a camcorder snuck into a theater to tape it. I do NOT condone such illegal activities. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MOVIE. I DELETED IT AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT WHAT IT WAS.

Anyways, there's 3 types of people in the world: The Michael Moore leftist sackgobblers who take his words and work to heart to shove in Republicans' faces, the far right Conservatives who discredit any of his claims and can't believe such garbage is produced, and everyone in between who conforms to noncomformity and merely take his films with a grain of salt. I am none of the above since I have no stream of conciousness.

Bowling for Columbine put Moore on the map, well at least on my map, as a powerful and persuasive filmmaker. I recommend anyone who hasn't seen it to go check it out. And then go to the Bowling for Truth website to explain how you just got manipulated into thinking with a onetrack mind. Take both sides of the issue and come to an opinion of your own. Mindless sheep.

I watched Fahrenheit with much skepticism as I did not want to fall into his web of deception, complete with strategic edits and cut interviews. Moore really does a fantastic job of portraying the Bush administration as warmongers and oil hungry fiends, but remember that's his whole purpose. To convince you that the government is corrupt and has financial ties with the Saudi oil tycoons, where money is more important than the welfare of our nation in their eyes. While this seems a tad extreme, it definitely opens eyes and makes you think. Plenty of hard evidence is presented in the 90 minute film to hammer his points across, and I'll be damned if it doesn't influence a great deal of moive goers. 20 bucks says this film will have a significant play in the upcoming election, specifically towards younger and uninformed voters.

So the question that remains on everyone's mind is... who is scarier? Ewok from Star Wars or Michael Moore?

Well considering I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies, I only have Ewok's appearance to judge against Michael Moore's looks and his work and reputation. Let's break it down.

Scarier Looking- Freakish unearthly creature with a shoddy poncho and a magic yielding piece of wood OR freakish unearthly creature with a 30 pound video camera and 12 guage shotgun. EDGE - EWOK.

Scarier in Every Other Category - Neandathral monster stuck in the stone age with no means of communication and skills OR extremely controversial no-holds-bar-in-your-face documentarian with a legion of extremist loyal wackjob supporters who will do anything to try to prove a point. EDGE - TIE

WINNER- EWOK IS SCARIER BY 1 POINT. Simply because I do not know anything about Ewok, and I'm afraid of the unknown. If it turns out that Ewok is actually a harmless being, then maybe I was trying to prove the point that Michael Moore is MORE harmless. See, I am persuading you already.

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