Smit in the AM

I have no idea what it is about me or if the Chinese food I had for dinner was dipped in Jolt cola, but I've been up all night staring at the ceiling and turning on the television right when my eyes got adjusted to the dark. I'm not in the least bit tired, but I know for sure I'll be suffering for days. Two big news events have occurred while you sappy asses have been sleeping the night away.

First off, the U.S.ofA. handed over complete and total power two days before the deadline to the Iraqi government, marking a huge milestone in the step towards sovereignty. Saddam Hussein is supposed to be indicted within the next week for a trial held by the Iraqi people. Sure, this all sounds great and the gallup polls for Bush will rebound a bit, taking the limelight off Michael Moore's blockbuster mockumentary, but I don't see this as significant progress. Our boys and the new government will be ducking bullets for years to come. I don't have any other suggestions for how to get America out of our modern Vietnam, but neither does John Kerry and he's got a decent following.

Second, the Al Qaeda ally Abu Musab al-Zarqawi responsible for numerous bombings and beheadings is allegedly caught in Iraq. I haven't seen this on the news yet, but you can count on SMITHAPPENS.COM FOR ALL YOUR LATE BREAKING NEWS!!!!

And third, Britney Spears is a fat cow.

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