Young, Dumb, and full of CRAP

I finished my online class about a week ago, paying 10 cents a minute for the AOL 1-800 number due to being stranded in such an exotic location that local access numbers were nonexistent. After racking up a charge of 1,200 dollars, I finally got my 3 credit A. Who says money can't buy happiness? I do.

Now I'm back at my college town, where a handful of twelve students of the 14,000+ enrolled remain while the rest have deserted this shittown for bigger and better things for the summer. I'm staying here for the rest of the summer, working on various websites for various JMU departments. Not a bad gig at all, but sheer boredom has already set in.

I schedule my days around my trip to the gym. Perhaps one of the most discouraging things to happen during a man's workout is when a chick works out right next to you, doing the same exact exercise, but with more weight and more reps than you are. Talk about total humiliation. Personally, I wouldn't know because it's never happened to me since I am stronger than any girl on this planet.

OH MY STARS, BABIES IN TOILETS!

Linksface!

An article about African migrants landing on a Spanish nude beach: "...The migrants included four babies, including one just 11 days old. A group of bathers was shown gathered around one of the infants, gently counting the fingers on one of its hands and coming up with six..." Holy what the fuck? Now THIS is newsworthy. Hey! Here's an African joke- "THAT'S NOT A FINGER!" Touche.

An extremely rare dinosaur-like species is discovered on a volcano webcam. The end is upon us!

Ahem, the reason why I am flunking out of school.

David Bowie ATTACKED!

If you haven't heard the story of the guy who knocked over a little kid to grab a foul ball at a Rangers' game, here's the link. He's getting torn up by the media for being a jerk, but I got his back. A foul ball is fair game for any fan, no matter the circumstances, whether it be tripping up Nanci Reagan or bumping into a fucking bicurious little boy as in this case. Get outta my face.

And finally, HOT GIRLS at StrippingBabes.net Babelog

Big things coming soon.

Comments

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

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