Middle class trash

Now as most of you know or do not know, that making up the plurality of my visitors, I work for the controversial student newspaper The Breeze here at good ol' JMU. The twice-weekly issues are pretty popular among the student body, not for its stellar journalism or shocking photography, but to kill time in class with it's challenging crossword puzzles and reading the featured little snippets. The typical college student could care less about how the budget has a chokehold on landscaping issues or how JMU stresses the need for blacks to enroll to increase the overall betterment of the community.

The Darts & Pats are anonymous shoutouts to people, either hailing or hating them for their actions. For example, if I wanted to thank that cute girl for smiling at me on the bus, I would send in an anonymous "pat" hoping, just hoping she would read it, find me, and slide right onto my size 33/34 waist. Or perhaps a "dart" to the tall redhead for showing some sexy legs in that miniskirt when the first taste of Spring arrives with a high of 53, from some bitter fungogirl who only rocks denim capris with stitched dragons and dafadills.

The D&P's usually squeeze a snicker outta me, no matter the issue. I couldn't get over this most recent "Dart" from today's issue.

Dart...
A "you-suck" dart to middle class white people in general.

From an upper-middle class person who is disgusted by you scumsucking lowlifes.

Wow. Yes, it was actually printed in the award-winning newspaper. And I published it on the Breeze website. Pretty ballsy move, I'd say.

We'll see the extent of the backlash come Wednesday.


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Posted February 23, 2004 at 08:45 PM for GorillaMask.net | Vote for GorillaMask | E-mail | Comments (6)

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