I hate trucker hats and the idiots that wear them

Hey motherbitches. This past week has been absolutely insane in terms of this site. Google, Yahoo, and Altavista all picked up my site in the top 5 search results for "Janet Jackson Super Bowl" and other similar searches, rocketing my site to the 2006th most popular site in the world for Tuesday.* This Janet Jackson mania has put her in the record books as the most searched for combination of words in the HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. Think she gives a fuck about being banned from the Grammys? Definitely not. Her stunt has only pushed the envelope to what celebrities will do to to grab that spotlight as the most scandalous and sluttiest performances. Hey, I'm not complaining.

Tomorrow, I am going to Nicole's Pop Sensations party dressed as the Queen of Popping boners and Teggy as JTims. You know I will have pictures, so check back tomorrow. Enjoy this picture courtesy of Tyler as I go attempt to study for my fucking calculus exam on a Saturday morning.

*Determined by Alexa.com