THE RESULTS ARE IN

Last night was the First Annual Superbowl Weekend Block Team Keg Drain. Most everyone got to the apartment around the 8 p.m. "starting time" donning their team's respective colors. After scurrying around looking for an extra tap and getting the teams pumped, the air horn was blown at 8:22, signaling the start of the race!

Each team had about 15-20 drinkers chugging at any one time, trying desperately to saturate their blood streams with as much alcohol in as little time as possible. Big Tom Abbott proved to be the man of the less-than-an-hour, chugging 17 beers before puking in the garbage can. Many trips were made by both teams outside and into the bathrooms to project as much vomit as their bodies wanted to dispose of... including all over the walls, tub, and handle of the plunger that I used to clear the clogged toilet.

There were several incidents of trash talking and racial joke slinging, but it was all in good fun. Honkies.

After our keg was spitting foam, I immediately started screaming and gloating at the blue team for I was sure that we had kicked their ass. I had tasted the sweet taste of victory mixed in with vomit only temporarily. Seconds later, Team Blue starts screaming back how they had won... Turns out each team had kicked the keg at about the same time, but fucking Team Black was still working on the beer in cups and pitchers.

TEN SECONDS DETERMINED THE WINNER. TEAM BLUE WON BY 10 FUCKING SECONDS.*

Each keg was finished just minutes shy of an hour. Everyone was plastered by 9:30, the way it should be.

*Due to the massive amount of vomit all over the walls and plunger handles, the Drinky McDrinkersons are awarded with an eleven second penalty... meaning that the Anti-Sellouts are recognized here on out as the victors by only 1 second. Thanks for the competition.

Check out the 5 pages of pictures I took last night by clicking on the picture below.


You can also check out more pictures at James' site and his Keg Drain gallery. YEEEEEAH!

Posted February 01, 2004 at 12:08 PM for GorillaMask.net | Vote for GorillaMask | E-mail | Comments (3)

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