: HELLO GOOD NIGHT RADFORD

HELLO GOOD NIGHT RADFORD

This past Saturday, I decided to make a spur-of-the-moment trip down two hours south on I-81 with Stine and Joy to the friendly city of Radford, home of Radford University. Radicalford, Radtown, Badford, whatever the hell you wanna call it, I was there ~~and not passed out~~ for the short stay.

I normally sip on my 375 ml sweet nectar Jagermeister and down a few cheap beers to end my night feeling pretty good, but this evening was extra special. Not only did I finish my freakin flippin green bottle of death in an hour's time, but I decided to succumb to roommates' wishes to take rounds and rounds of shots of spiced rum and fruity test tube shots to add to the mix. This is only the pregaming stage.

We get to the party, a celebration for the 21st birthday of an old friend, and not even twenty minutes later I'm struggling to find a bedroom floor to lay on and a cardboard box to puke into and sleep next to. All this before 11 pm.

I wake up at 9 am, completely disoriented and dizzy, covered in flour (I got antiqued, happens to the best of us), still laying next to my box of regurgitated French onion Swiss dip Arby's sandwich complete with curly fries and horseradish. It's snowing outside, and I hitch a ride with a nice girl who has no idea who I am, all the way to where my friends and toothbrush were. We left immediately to head back north and beat the snow.

Now I hate hearing about how incredibly wasted people claim to be just like next guy but for the first time in my life, I am ~~proud~~ ~~ashamed~~ proud to say that I have no recollection of taking any pictures at the party. Now, now I remember some of them that are in the gallery and had a fantastic time being in them and taking those pictures, but for the actual pictures of the party, I'm sorry I don't know anything about them. I do not know the majority of the people that I snapped mugs of but I want to thank you for taking the time to pose or let me take their photo.

Bah well, this site has basically turned into a shrine to college parties and drinking, taking it back to it's roots for once, but really it's all I have the will to post anymore. No need to get nasty, come over and I'll buy you a beer.

Hi mom and dad.

Click my face to look at pictures.

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well it happens to all of us at one point in time.
at least you were taking pictures of girls.

where are the pictures of you being floured?

Posted by: Shumpy on January 27, 2004 12:19 PM

Hey what's up smitty, mark here, sam's boy. Good day for an update, the 27th was my freakin 21st birthday. Excellent times, had a blast here at Randolph-Macon with friends, only problem was that the fucking ABC stores were closed due to the snow. Stupid fucking abc's...

Anyway, no complaints here about reverting the site back to all about college parties. It's a good move. Good job with the radford party gallery, I especially love the one of you on the couch with the girls where it looks like you're palming the head of the girl next to you. Great picture.

Posted by: Mark on January 29, 2004 01:25 AM

The content of your posts is fine. Just like you.

The tongue in picture 23 made me want to hurl. Otherwise, I enjoyed looking through your photos even though I don't know a single person in them and never will.

Word to your mother.

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