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Recently, I have been doing nothing but hanging out with my nicka Sam, whom I haven't seen in 9 months due to his service in the military, and all my friends to celebrate the four weeks of holiday break drunken fun. I also got a new digital camera that I carry on my person at all times in a camera fanny pack attatched to my belt. Which is why I will present these three pictures as a tease in prelude to a massive written and photograph ridden update full of stories like Dan's rottweiler Rusty digging out used condoms in the trash can, eating them, and puking them out the next morning. I have pictures, of course. TEASE TIME.

Say hello to Sam. Hello Sam. I am working on the music videos for his band Green Eggs and Sam. Enjoy the mp3s for now: Spontaneous and Get Your Timing Right.

Danielle and Kathy made out the entire night, and I was just so lucky to catch them in the beginning stages of a steamy night of raw lesbian sex. That may or may not be my younger brother in the background.

Here am I being the best bartender at 1329 roadnamewithheld road. Exclusive closeup brought to you by yours truly.

Whew, I am out of breath. I have not done this much typing in weeks, and my right knee and left quad are sore from strenuous nights of all-you-can bowl specials with no closing times at bowling alleys that close at 12:45 am. I lead a rough and tough existence.

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