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It's been months or even years or even never, depends on how you look at it, since I have really put forth any real effort into writing something for this site. Now that I'm home for Christmas break, most of my time is spent sleeping, taking shots of jager with my boy Sam back from the Army, Christmas shopping at malls with busted sewage pipes and puking out the side of the car, watching DVD's on my new Apple G4 Powerbook, or driving my new Isuzu Rodeo. AKA time spent away from my parent's PC which is plagued with bad luck and spyware. My digital camera is a piece of shit so I can't go around taking pictures. I would like a new one, thanks. Since I want it to appear that I update on a semiregular basis, I am presenting you two sets of pictures. Here is the first one:

Here is a picture that hangs in my dining room here at my parent's house. Since my digital camera is busted and is for sale (serious inquiries only), I scanned the closest picture I could find. The black and white picture on the left is my Grandpa Smith, my dad's dad when he was a child, and the picture on the right is me, my dad's son when I was a child. What's neat about these pictures is that my grandfather and I have the same exact birthday, September 27th. Oh, and it's the same tree.

The second set of pictures are some nice Britney Spears shots that I felt like I should share, because she is hot and it's a cheap way to make guests like me.

There you go, and enjoy. You can choose to either believe me and stand by me, or you can just give up and die, but my New Year's resolution is stop being so fucking lazy and neglecting this site. That's what I said last year, but this year I mean it. No, really.

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Posted by: danwho on December 24, 2003 01:55 PM

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RP remembered those comments, too!

Don't forget the lowly Cal Bears were playing without the second leading receiver in the country.

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Posted by: JeremyJ on December 31, 2003 05:13 PM

virginia tech may be my team, but i'll be the first to admit that they crumble at the end of every season... i don't see how california's win against vt boosts usc's credibility... we will se. byebye.

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Well, what did you think of the Rose Bowl today?

Your prediction for the Rose Bowl was 28+ points off.

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Hope you're having a good break!

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hahaha jeremy, i knew you would comment on my site when i checked it. asshole. usc beats michigan, i predicted it wrong, big whoop. oklahoma will beat lsu for the bcs and real title and will be remembered in history as the national champs. poor pac-10 and it's weak schedule, i think i might cry in sympathy.

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