: Battle of the Autoresponders!

Battle of the Autoresponders!

Due to the insane amount of spam email sent to my previous email address at smit@smithappens.com, I decided I was not going to put up with it anymore. I never get any valuable emails anymore, (well a few exceptions... I added 3 inches length and 2 inches girth to my manhood) and I made a new email address. But before I disclose my new email addy, I set up an auto-responder on the smit account to tell those who are sending my legitimate email to send to my new account. I figured I would keep that up and then eventually take down the account altogether. All would be smooth sailing, for I have just beaten the system once more. However, as the unsolicited mails kept rolling in like usual, I was bombarded with "failure to deliver email" messages that my autoresponder attempted to send to those slycat spammers using false return addresses. Bah. No big deal, I'll have to tweak that.

Then it happened. IT. Apparently one of my replies to a bulk emailer was picked up by their auto-responder. So of course, mine responded. Then theirs responded. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. NEVERENDING LOOP OF RESPONSES.

So there you have it, my attempt at solving my junk mail problem turned out to blow up in my face. I guess I will have to deal with it until I close the account together. However, not all bad came out of this. Apparently I was the lucky chosen one by a Nigerian businessman to inherit an enormous fortune!! Take that, suckers.

My new email is email AT smithappens.com. (Yes, you subsititute @ for AT. Fucking pagan savages.)

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