Last night I was going to shave my head when I was bombarded with the requests to form my dead protein follicles into the beaten-to-death unfunny butt of all jokes townie hairstyle known to the layman as the mullet. Sure, I really do not understand the phenomenon of "mullet hunting" and snickering when spotting a Camaro crash helmet, Kentucky waterfall, Achy Breaky Mistakey, hockey hair, the LPGA, etc, in the local Wal-Mart.

Okay fine, I think it's a ridiculous hairstyle that was never in style, well certainly should have never been, and I succumbed to the wishes of my cronies by allowing Teggy to perform his first ever "real" haircut job. Already having the lisp down pat, he did a damn good job of cutting my hair, which leaves one step left. The grand opening of his barber shop hair salon "A Shear Delight" in downtown H'burg. Be there or be quare.

So I still have the hairdon't and you can find the pictures here. I can't remember how many times I heard the line "Business in the front, party in the back" last night at Barbara Jane's 21st birthday bash. Maybe because I was blasted, or maybe because I chose not to listen to anybody, or maybe because I wasn't even there. What?

Blah, I promise big things in the next few days. PROMISE! Til then, go to my roommate's site Canned Jam because he busted out a kickass new layout, and he is updating more in the last few days than I have in over a month.

Oh, that Paris Hilton tape? Sign up here for free and watch the best version out on the net! L8R.

Posted November 22, 2003 at 03:42 PM