Obviously everyone is awaiting the recap of my Halloween and how many screen names I scored. Well the official final tally stands at 23. Now let me break that down.

JAM83B is my roommate, James, and the only screen name on my costume that I already had. He insisted he add his name to the top and gladly I bent over and grabbed my ankles. 22 screen names left.

Most of the names I got were from people who asked if they could add their name, not the other way around. You build the buddy list costume, they will come. All of the names besides James' and another guy were females. Let's get to that.

There were two girls who ran into me in a drunken frenzy and automatically sprung for the sharpie to write down their names. Apparently one of the girl's boyfriend was jealous of my mad skills and wanted to add his name. I, being the friendly baby that I am, hesitantly obliged and he proceeded by adding the name CUNTMCCROTCH14 in all caps. Immediately I knew this fuck signed a fake name, and I called him out on it. Well, more like I screamed and yelled him out on it. He just sat there in his navy boy costume receiving the full blow of anti-homosexual slurred slurs that I was spitting out. His girlfriend, obviously sensing the hostility, went on ahead to add his real screen name. HA... you know where I went with this. I got up in his face and spat "YOU LIKE THAT BITCH, I GOT YOUR REAL SCREEN NAME NOW. YOU ARE FUCKING GOING DOWN!" and he calmy replied "What are you gunna do, send me viruses?" "OHHHH, SHIT, NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU ARE FUCKING GO DOWN YOU FUCKING SAILOR FUCK!" and then he left.

I couldn't find him for awhile, and right when I almost forgot about him I was outside on the celly telly when I spotted his white cap in the parking lot three stories below. Apparently I screamed my face off taunting and daring him to come up to the balcony and meet my uppercut of death. However, he ignored me and continued walking away with his girlfriend. HAH WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH NOW!?

So that's the breakdown of the screen name acquisition. 1 James + 1 fake CUNTMCCROTCH14 + 1 real navy boy Todd screen name + 20 other ladies' screen names = 23 screen names that I have not IMed once. I am the pIMp.

The morning after.

Angel as a bee, Piyum as an IM, James as a profile, Me as buddylist.

So what if I am not naked under my costume for the costume party. I am naked under my clothes. THE AUCTION IS STILL ALIVE.

Last night was the spectacular 1990's party for the 21st birthday of Billiams. I was Vanilli, and Teggy was Milli. Well more like Teggy really resembled Milli, and I look like Milli's junky hunchback extremely nervous balding on-the-verge-of-death younger half-brother. Pictures are on the way. I HOPE. SEND THEM TO ME.

Send an e-Pint to contribute to anybody's alcoholism. Ciao.

Posted November 02, 2003 at 04:30 PM