What do you get when you get apples, an eight story building, and five castrated guys? The sport we call "Apple Throwing". You see, we pilfer apples from the Dining Hall here at JMU. The sign says "Please take only piece of fruit to go." But there are ways around this. When I get my original tray with my chicken patties, pizza, and salad... I grab two apples right then. Then I go back to the table and leave the apples on the tray for a little bit. Then I stick them in my pockets. Then if I am up for it, I will go venture for some dessert. The dessert area is kinda close to the fruit area. Here is where you will have to be smooth. The key is to get the apple FIRST. Then the dessert. Then you go back to your seat and put the apple in your pocket. Then once I complete my dessert, I take my tray to the tray area. By now, I have three apples in my possession. On the way out, it is possible to obtain three or more apples at one time. Giving us a total of six apples. Then we head to the nearest exit without looking suspicious. Then we are home free. We get to our dorm, Eagle Hall. We take turns trying to launch the apples on top of the building. You will get disqualified if you do not have the accuracy or the correct color apple. Below are some pictures of us kicking ass in this new sport.
Here are some of the spectators that love to watch our kick ass Apple Throwing.
Action shot of an apple that did NOT make its way to the roof.
Look closely, you can see the apple soaring towards the frickin roof.
Steve demonstrating a wicked technique for frickin launching dem apples.
Remnants of apple body parts.
Glad that's not MY head.
More dead apples.
Once again, more apples that fell to their deaths.