The Official ANTI Haley Joel Osment Site


UPDATE - HALEY JOEL OSMENT HAS JUST BEEN CHARGED WITH A DUI FOR WRECKING HIS CRAPPY STATION WAGON. ALSO GOT POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA. THAT PROVES RIGHT THERE WHY HE IS A WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP. CLICK HERE FOR THE LINK YOU STUPID MORONS.

Why Anti-Haley Joel Osment? Why not? HAHAHAHHA. He is quite possibly... no, make that quite definitely...the worst actor of ALL TIME. I hate him. You should hate him as well. Here's why:

1. All of his roles are the exact same: the stupid worthless stupid piece of shit that everyone else likes to beat up BECAUSE HE IS THE WORST ACTOR OF ALL TIME. He has three facial expressions...
1.)The "obsessively psychotic happy bucktooth screaming" expression.

2.) The "cry like a little bitch baby" expression

3.) And the most common The "try to be serious expression but it really looks like the I'm going to crap my pants if I don't get out of here soon, NO WAIT, I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS" expression.

2. He's ugly as sin. Did somebody mention fetal alcohol syndrome?

3. He is highly homosexual and has no friends in any of his movies which is perfect for him because HE HAS NO FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE.

4. His movies are a bunch of crap... LIKE THE CRAP IN HIS PANTS.

5. He won a lifetime achievement award for like 5 movies. He doesn't even have pubes and he won a lifetime achievement award.

6. He craps his pants ALL THE TIME.

REVIEW OF HIS MOVIES

1. His most praised movie, The Sixth Sense, was decent... But he was pure CRAP! CRAP CRAP CRAP.

Crapped his pants? YOU BET!

2. A.I... The futuristic story of Pinocchio... this time crapboy plays a robot instead of a wooden doll. And of course he has no friends but a stupid teddy bear and his mom, who does not give a shit about him. The whole goal for craprobot is to make his mom love him and he does this by becoming obsessed and then she dies and he lays in bed and molests her. Really the worst movie of ALL TIME! PURE CRAP!


YAY! Now that somebody is dead, they like you!... wait, NO.. SHE STILL HATES YOU!!

3. PAY IT FORWARD... another movie with a decent plot... well more like a plot... OF CRAP. If I be nice to you, and you be nice to somebody else, and they be nice to somebody else, will it eventually spread out through all 6 billion people in the world and then make it back to you? NO! FAGGOT! Thank goodness he gets his ass whooped and murdered by his peers who don't like him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Hey BITCH! Now you must PAY...!

MORE PICTURES

Hey Haley, How many times have you crapped your pants... TODAY? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.


Blood or crap on Haley's face? BLOODY CRAP!!


Guess how many of these pictures were taken of Haley when he crapped his pants. If you guessed less than ALL then you are WRONG!


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DISCLAIMER- THIS PAGE IS PARODY. NOTHING IS FACTUAL ON THIS PAGE. LIKE THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. HJO IS MY FAVORITE.