Heidi really went all out on her costume this year.

Ever thought about getting a giant ant for a pet? This commercial might make you think again.

The best kind of hockey fight is when the goalies leave their nets to face off. Sure they may be ruthless, but it equals out since they wear pads fatter than that chunk you call "daughter".

If everyone was this courteous in public restrooms, I'd chug laxatives by day and diuretics by night.

I love the chick who thinks she's about to run through the banner, but ends up ramming the football team. Typical Friday night for a high school cheerleader. That's right, your daughter is a whore.

Clever way to make your boss think you are working late. Try it out. Or go to hell.

Reason #20. You can open all your own jars.

Who says pigs aren't great pets? This pig does all the same tricks a dog can, and then some. Plus, if he acts up, you can eat him!

This clip is not NSFW, just a little racy. And by racy I mean super hot. Starring Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate, from the movie The Sweetest Thing.

This cow really loves his job. And apparently Peter likes pancakes.

Nice form, but a little rough on the landing. I give it an 8.

This is exactly why you should drink plenty of milk.

Hmmmmm... yeah, probably not going to leave the couch for quite some time.

Bill Maher dressed as a dead crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, complete with bloody stingray barb, at a Hollywood Halloween party. I bet thousands of college kids had the same idea so send me photos!

Cracked put together their favorite coaching outbursts, with the videos. Playoffs!!

This is exactly what you shouldn't do with a girl in a hottub.

This video shows how to build an A340-600 in two minutes.

Some crazy pool shots, including jumping the ball into a shoe on another table.

These women think they are kissing models for a chapstick commercial. Yipes!

I'm sure there are better ways to demonstrate the safety of a vehicle.

Chris is reaching for milk and gets sucked into...an Aha music video!

Cartman is pretending to be Dog the Bounty Hunter while he's on hall monitor duty.

This is exactly why you should never ice fish.

How in the hell did he plan that out? This is ridiculous.

Great commercial to get people not to have unprotected sex.

Do not, under any circumstances, ever fuck with this frog.

Wow. I can't wait for this to come out. Looks like it's going to be pretty badass.

Why do they call Bob Sapp the beast? Because he is an enormous man and he will kill you. Watch how he throws his arms around like sledge hammers.

Here's a clip of me updating. Bastards.

And David Beckham. This is absolutely hilarious. Respect.