This is for the old school SmitHappens fans, back when this site didn't suck. My buddy Sam of Green Eggs and Sam winning the "King of the Cruise" contest by performing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" as a love, rap and opera song.

Some pretty awesome trick shots on pool tables. No big deal!

The Top 10 Greatest Basketball Backboard Breaking Dunks of all time!

The answer to the question everyone has been asking "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?" She has finally been found!

Jon Stewart at his absolute best running circles around cable news douchebags at the Republican National Convention.

Forest conservation is important, but some people go a little overboard.

Comedian Jon Lajoie is just a regular everyday normal guy.

This is perhaps the greatest and luckiest play in baseball that I've seen in years!

Here's what would happen if Facebook was actually real life.

Barack Obama picks this feisty 82-year-old as his running mate for Vice President.

Here's a hilarious MadTV skit about Juno 2 that is amazingly dead-on!

Men around the world can only hope that they were lucky enough to receive a Valentines day gift quite this thoughtful from their lady friends. (Mildly NSFW)

A new Indiana Jones movie can only mean one thing. There is going to be a whole lot of whip-cracking, nazi-battling, ancient-puzzle-solving, lady-wooing, gun-fighting, artifact-saving, harrison-ford-ly goodness.

It is really suprising that incidents like this don't happen more often. We can only hope that the victim here ordered from the dollar menu.

Conan feuds with Colbert AND Jon Stewart in a legendary matchup of show hosts. This is easily the most exciting late night talk show host battle royale in the history of late night talk show host battle royales.

The release of the fine piece of cinema called Semi-Pro is growing closer. So close in fact that Will Ferrell is endorsing Bud Light. What?

Roger Clemens comes out and confesses to using steroids for most of his career!!! In this candid press release, Clemens reveals to the world how his rampant steroid use has affected his life and the life of his family.

Santa's Sleigh, eat your heart out. This bad mama-jama goes 80 mph, with music syncronized christmas lights, all with a reindeer as a freaking ROOF ornament! Oh yeah, and it's a hatchback.

The new Will Ferrell basketball movie looks absolutely amazing. Folks, this could rival the likes of Blue Chips and Airbud as the best basketball comedy of the past four hundred years.

Funny dance moves to break out at your next middle school dance.

This fat kid from Richmond, Virginia has figured out a way to swim at the community pool without getting made fun of. A truly heartwarming story.

The first dance between a newly married couple should always consist of Baby Got Back.

This is freaking hilarious. Real cats with voices dubbed over. Really good job.

Chuck Norris picks Mike Huckabee as the next President of the United States in this video. Chuck Norris doesn't endorse, Chuck Norris tells America who it's gonna be.

This is incredible... a sissy slap fight results in a flying roundhouse kick to the face. Sweet.

Since I've recently taken up a job as a meteorologist here in town, this is one of my recurring nightmares: having to go to the bathroom while on air.

How the hell does the little kid keep a straight face through this. Gotta love the dad getting into the song too.

This Canadian morning talk show is ambushed by some run-by mooners. Gotta love live TV.

This is perhaps the craziest pedophile to ever be caught on tape on To Catch a Predator.

A $250,000 question about Office Space on the TV show Millionaire. I probably would have reacted the same way.